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Not far enough, apparently.

Not far enough, apparently.


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“Want to go for a little walk, buddy?”“Want to go for a little walk, buddy?”“Want to go for a little walk, buddy?”

“Want to go for a little walk, buddy?”


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Guess which household is up next?

Guess which household is up next?


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Joey and Beckett would never eat at a diner but they do like pool.

Joey and Beckett would never eatat a diner but they dolike pool.


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“- but he forgot his belt that day and he’s got one of those moms that buys his pants a size too big“- but he forgot his belt that day and he’s got one of those moms that buys his pants a size too big“- but he forgot his belt that day and he’s got one of those moms that buys his pants a size too big“- but he forgot his belt that day and he’s got one of those moms that buys his pants a size too big

“- but he forgot his belt that day and he’s got one of those moms that buys his pants a size too big so he can ‘grow into them’ so I was like, ‘cute boxers’ and he said-”


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“Wow, we look really good in these! I should get a special frame.”“Wow, we look really good in these! I should get a special frame.”“Wow, we look really good in these! I should get a special frame.”

“Wow, we look reallygood in these! I should get a special frame.”


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“We should get food. Do you want to get food?”“I could eat. Should I check a mirror before we bounce“We should get food. Do you want to get food?”“I could eat. Should I check a mirror before we bounce“We should get food. Do you want to get food?”“I could eat. Should I check a mirror before we bounce“We should get food. Do you want to get food?”“I could eat. Should I check a mirror before we bounce

“We should get food. Do you want to get food?”

“I could eat. Should I check a mirror before we bounce or is my hair still cool?”


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“-the goose in the goose pond has a baby/the gosling is the baby of the goose-”“-the goose in the goose pond has a baby/the gosling is the baby of the goose-”

“-the goose in the goose pond has a baby/the gosling is the baby of the goose-”


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‘Best couple’. Pfft.‘Best couple’. Pfft.‘Best couple’. Pfft.‘Best couple’. Pfft.‘Best couple’. Pfft.

Best couple’. Pfft.


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“Aunt June, what do you think girls like? Like, romantically?”“Dunno, kiddo. I was always a pretty c

“Aunt June, what do you think girls like? Like, romantically?”

“Dunno, kiddo. I was always a pretty cheap date.”

“Do you think a girl would like it if I made a special romantic dinner? Just for the two of us? No brothers allowed?

“Well, everyone has to eat.”


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“That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”“That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”“That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”“That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”“That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”

That’s who he was on a date with? No way!”


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“-but then you hear a whistle and they stop chasing each other and they go over to a timecard machin“-but then you hear a whistle and they stop chasing each other and they go over to a timecard machin“-but then you hear a whistle and they stop chasing each other and they go over to a timecard machin

“-but then you hear a whistle and they stopchasing each other and they go over to a timecard machine and punch out ‘cuz it’s five! It’s very funny.”


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“-which doesn’t mean I’m not going to crush you at this game.”“-which doesn’t mean I’m not going to crush you at this game.”“-which doesn’t mean I’m not going to crush you at this game.”“-which doesn’t mean I’m not going to crush you at this game.”

“-which doesn’t mean I’m not going to crush you at this game.”


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“You know Baz is out shopping for prom clothes with the rest of the underclassmen, right?”“Oh, darn.

“You know Baz is out shopping for prom clothes with the rest of the underclassmen, right?”

“Oh, darn. You think you can keep me entertained all by yourself, brace-face?”

“Challengeaccepted.”


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