#speedos
Ted is not used to this.
He forgot his swimwear, so his “best” buddy loaned him a pair of speedos to wear alone.
All he could think about was how tight the speedos were, and how awkward it must have made him look. But he just had to grin and bear with it.
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Confidence is the key to wearing speedos in public, especially when no one else wears them.
Confidence is the key to wearing speedos in public, especially when even the coach isn’t wearing them.
Philip always wore a pair of speedos under his shorts at the pool party.
When his friend forgot his swim gear, Philip offered either his speedos or his shorts to his friend. He hoped his friend would pick the speedos, because he had wore a small tight speedos today.
But his friend immediately chose the shorts because he didn’t want to be just wearing a pair of speedos in public. This meant that Philip had to be stuck in the tight red speedos. But at least the patterns sort of concealed his bulge. He certainly didn’t appreciate his friend drawing attention to his speedos. Perhaps he shouldn’t have offered a choice!
Kenny always wore a pair of speedos under his shorts at the beach.
When his friend forgot his swim gear, Kenny offered either his speedos or his shorts to his friend. He hoped his friend would pick the speedos, because he had wore a small tight speedos today.
But his friend immediately chose the shorts because he didn’t want to be just wearing a pair of speedos in public. This meant that Kenny had to be stuck in the tight blue speedos. His height and long legs meant that the speedos looked extremely small in comparison. Perhaps he shouldn’t have offered a choice!
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Stephen is a betting man. He lost the bet, and now he has to wear speedos for the day.
When his friend suggested that the loser would have to wear a pair of speedos… He agreed to it, thinking he would emerge the champion, no matter the contest.
But it turns out, he was horrible at chess. He only wished that the pair of speedos he had to wear were a size bigger, because all his “King” is certainly exposed. Checkmate!
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Before the pool shoot, the models drew lots for the outfits to be worn.
Armie was forced to wear a pair of speedos, even though he would have much preferred the shorts.
To make things worse, the photo was taken from a low angle which put his crotch in prominence. He was certainly hoping that the shrinkage from the cold winds wouldn’t be evident.
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Before the photoshoot, the models drew lots for the outfits to be worn.
Pete was given a pair of speedos to wear, even though he would have chosen the black shorts if he had the chance.
He would be the focus of the photo, exposing his body for the world to critique. Except, no one realised that his fuzzy pubes were peeking out of the speedos.
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Swim Coach Rule 14:
When it’s the coach’s birthday, everyone must be in speedos for the beach barbecue. Except the coach of course, it IS his birthday. And he makes the rules.
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When someone gives you a gift, you can’t turn it down.
Tony learned this the hard way, when his friend offered to give him a swimsuit because he forgot to bring his to the beach.
He had to wear those white, revealing speedos at the beach. He couldn’t be more mortified when his friend wanted a picture to commemorate his act of generosity.
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Standing out in a crowd is one thing, but fading into the background is another.
Trent thought his friends were joking when they said they would wear speedos to the lifesaving competition.
In the end, he was left looking like a tool in his black shorts. Everyone else had worn speedos. He should pack his speedos next time instead!
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Just started a Twitter focusing on speedos and chastity. Please follow if interested.
At the beach, you play a game. Rock-Paper-Scissors or whatever. Whoever lost will need to sacrifice their shorts to wrap up the valuables. Phones, wallets… you can’t just leave it lying around.
Johnny lost, and his long shorts are now keeping their valuables safe.
He will just have to spend the day in his red speedos, taking one for the team! He only wished he wore a pair of black speedos instead!
Drew is not used to this.
He forgot his swimwear, so his “best” buddy loaned him a pair of speedos to wear alone.
He feigned confidence but his tanline gave him away.
