#squiggly things
Coraline (2009)
So a megacorporation decidedly to just randomly create a replica of this one guy and SEND IT TO HIS HOUSE
AS A THREAT?
…these are @thesiltverses. And I name its disciples thus, in order of their arrival.
AT OUR COMPANY WE ARE USING THE POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA TO BULLETPROOF YOUR AURA. THE ROT CANNOT TOUCH YOU HERE. THE TAXES WILL NEVER MAR YOUR FLESH. WE HAVE A TEAM OF INDUSTRY DISRUPTING WARLOCKS WORKING AROUND THR CLOCK TO KEEP YOU SAFE. WE MISS YOU SO MUCH.
COME DEAR THING, STAND CLOSE TO THE EXECUTIVE FONT AND DRINK DEEP OF THE MISSION STATEMENT. WE WILL INVENT HTTP FOR WEED. WE WILL MESH OUR GEARS LIKE WARM FINGERS TO MAXIMIZE PRODUCTIVITY. THERE IS PIZZA IN THE LOUNGE. FOR YOU, CORPORATE DIDNT PAY FOR IT. WE DID. WE LOVE YOU.
SOMETIMES I CAN FEEL GODS BREATH ON MY NECK. I FEEL HER LICKING MY EAR AND SAYING SHE LOVES ME. SOMETIMES I FORGET WHEN THE SUN SETS. I DON’T THINK I LOVE HER BACK BUT I SAY IT ANYWAY. I THINK ITS EASY TO REPLACE LOGIC WITH RULES SOMETIMES. I LOVE YOU THOUGH. I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH. CAN YOU FILL IN FOR MY SHIFT ON MONDAY? I HAVE TO WADE SHIN-DEEP IN A RIVER AND LOOK AT THE SKY.
@hellofromthehallowoods,@thesiltverses
Alright you folks, who’s been letting their company policy leak into the aethersphere?