#st voy
neelix and kes!!! star trek is a coward for making their aliens so human-looking!!
getting really into the idea of there being two distinct throuples on voyager one of which is the janeway/chakotay/tuvok dynamic of sad ambiguous old people romance complete with soft touches lingering glances things left unsaid the whole nine yards. the other is of course the tom/harry/b’elanna dynamic of like. our date night this week is seeing if we can get doom to run on the emh
the doctor tries to complain about yet again having his usual physical appearance replaced with the doom hud but unfortunately voyager’s three most senior officers are far too busy having long, melancholy conversations with each other in the captain’s ready room to care
Tuvok, interrogating a criminal: So you just “borrowing” those things?
Paris, a nosy boi, on the other side of some glass: Ask him about his bank account. *Slamming the glass* ask him about his bank account! Ask him about his bank- *glass breaks* account…You should ask him about his bank account
Paris:CAPTAIN! NELIX BROKE THE GLASS!
Tom: I love you.
B’elanna: How many people do you tell that same thing to?
Paris:Everyone
B’elanna:Everyone?
Paris:yeah, I tell everyone that I love you.
Harry:I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie
Q:I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.
Star Trek fans, be like:
Theorists: Ok listen here is an Essay that will explain what I believe will happen in great detail and also here is a breakdown of the complex symbolism
The information collector: Alrighty you wonder where you have seen that lamp before, well here is a folder with screenshots and detailed descriptions of how and where that Lamp was used in star trek before
The Con goer: Alrighty This actor said something about an upcoming episode and y'all need to know
The Fan Fic Author: We’ve been here for over 50 years, and we are only getting stronger
The Artist: Will I spend my precious free time to draw, my favorite Star Trek characters and ships? Of course, I will
The Scientist: Let me tell you how this technology could theoretically work IRL also did you know that the Cellphone is inspired by the TOS communicator?
The mapmaker: Here is a detailed map of a spaceship or set that I made by watching specific scenes one million times to figure out the size of everything
The memer: Isn’t it funny how the first episode of TNG introduced an alien that is LGBT+ that literally has Q as a name?
The Screamer: ashdsfhdsjkfhdlghlk this character is my world
The Shipper: shfdghakjfgsahjfgaksdgfjgf this ship is my world
The LGBT+ fan: Since watching Star Trek Ive been questioning my sexuality more than ever before
The Cosplayer: I need more uniforms *unholy noises*
The Librarian: If you are wondering what classical work of literature this character is reading, I can tell you
The Music Nerd: This piece of classical music was played during this scene also, I have a vinyl collection of the various Star Trek soundtracks
The veteran fan: I’ve been here since Pike captained the ship gather close as I tell you the story of how it was written…
The new fan: OMG I did not know how cool star trek is assddfadgfdgdfhfgh
The BTS expert: Let me tell you what funny or horrible thing happened during the filming of this scene
The Simp: *Cries in simp*
The One show lover: This is my favourite show you all can keep the rest but you all know deeep down that mine is the best one
The “I love all Star Trek” fan: Did I just watch 3 shows in 4 weeks? Yes, Yes I did and I have no regrets
The fan that watched the Kelvin movies first: I did not know there was more… but I am glad there is because I NEEEEEED more #pikedeservedmore
Bonus:
The Complainer: I don’t care what NuTek does, it sucks and everyone who likes it is an immature child that does not understand the quality that Old Trek has, I mean do you all really think this bald man could ever replace Captain Kirk?
Love this! If I had to pick 1 or 2, I would say that I’m the “BTS expert” and the “I love all Star Trek” fan.
The one I am the least like is the Shipper.
