“Coffee Shop and Chill” ~ CoffeeShopAU ~ cuz of course I’m not done with my ish. Kalluzeb, featuing human!Zeb. I love my fuzzy rebel boi, but sometimes I need to revisit my favorite AU.
Kallus had a hard day at work at Sheevbucks, and his gym rat, personal trainer BF is there to comfort him after his shift is over.
Everyone at the Phoenix Gym wonders why Zeb keeps leaving early every night.
Ezra: “Does anyone else notice Zeb is a lot…. happier? Not so grumpy?”
Sabine: “Don’t question it, let sleeping dogs lie, Ezra.”
Kanan: “Maybe he’s getting la–”
Hera: “Kanan! Not in front of the kids!” *when kids look away, she nods at Kanan in agreement* “Yeah… he’s getting laid.”
I guess that if Palpatine kicked it early and Dooku was left holding the reins, he’d stay where he is and focus on carving out his sith empire from within the separatists? That’s his power base and he has no path to the head of the republic, and while he could surely conquer more of it- with the chips he can straight up just steal the republic’s army right out from under them and order 66 etc, they’re sitting ducks- he’d meet more immediate resistance from the poplace than Palpatine did, I guess. But the republic would take some heavy blows and have to recreate a military from scratch. Dooku had a strong hand.
