#stardew valley headcanons

Stardew Valley Headcanons Involving High School School

- Maru, Penny, Haley, Abigail, Sam, Alex and Sebastian all went to the same high school at the same time

- Pam drove the seven (7) above everyday to and from school because there’s no school in Pelican Town

- Maru, Penny, Sam, Sebastian and Abigail all were in a friend group. Haley and Alex were friends but not in the same friend group (Alex was with other jocks and Haley was with some other popular girls)

- Alex may have bullied Sebastian in high school a little, but once they left high school Alex realized he was an asshole and apologized. Sebby tried his hardest to not be petty, and they’re slightly closer now but they don’t fully click

- In my head, Shane and Harvey went to high school together in Zuzu City. This is for no other reason then finding it funny to have a nerd Harvey shoved in a locker by a jock Shane to only have them be friends years later and both relate through their struggles with mental illness

- Elliott was a goth in high school and was in the drama club do not even try to tell me otherwise

- Leah was chill in high school!! She was in the art club and did well in her classes and lots of people liked her!

- Actually Elliott and Leah going to school together sounds amazing I imagine they met because Leah was working on set designs to help the drama club. Elliott complimented her art and they just kinda became best friends. When Elliott moved to the valley the two (2) freaked out and got so excited because “oh my god!! I haven’t seen you in forever but I still adore you!!!”

- I don’t even know what Emily did really?? I feel like she went to school with Shane and Harvey and was like popular but also weird. But no one questioned her because she was 1) loveable and 2) incredibly powerful I guarantee Shane feared her but her and Harvey were probably friends

Abigail - mineeee diamondsssss she’ll mine themmmm also amethyst crunchy

Alex - Who needs a house when you have these fists?? Alex doesn’t build anything he goes underground gets full diamond and then travels around on a horse, attempting to make his way to the End

Elliott - probably prefers creative and enjoys building the perfect base. Maybe even a perfect town if he’s up for it unfortunately keeps abandoning files like how he abandons his wips :((

Emily - sheep farm sheep farm sheep farm sheep farm sheep farm probably lives in a swamp near a flower forest 

Haley - probably makes those aesthetic videos about building cottagecore queen definitely uses lots of mods 

Harvey - probably likes brewing but hates the nether makes someone play with him to get it tbh he probably forces Shane

Leah - builds her house near a village and is very good at the game she does everything with ease

Maru - redstone master!! She probably makes adventure maps for fun and they always are so well written and done

Penny - refuses to build her house anywhere but a flower forest, she plays on peaceful and enjoys building

Sam - accidentally drowned while gathering clay :(

Sebastian - zombie slaying king enchanting king but please don’t ask him to build anything

Shane - chicken coop chicken coop chicken coop chicken coop farm time he just likes building a dream farm

Bonus:

Krobus - also builds a house only in a flower forest has 20 million pet dogs and cats

Hi hi everyone!

Currently working on a zombie apocalypse themed headcanon (just so y’all you know I’m actually doing something lmao)

I need some more reqs though!!

Friendly reminder that I’ll do Pretty Much Anything aside from things with a gender-specific reader. It could be as silly or as serious as you want !!

Or maybe y’all can just send it more Seb stuff akejfjs I love hearing about my boy