#stardew valley memes
who in sdv is autistic?
everyone!
why?
because i am autistic and i said so actually
take this extremely low quality post so i can try and get back into the swing of things
Stardew Valley Headcanons Involving High School School
- Maru, Penny, Haley, Abigail, Sam, Alex and Sebastian all went to the same high school at the same time
- Pam drove the seven (7) above everyday to and from school because there’s no school in Pelican Town
- Maru, Penny, Sam, Sebastian and Abigail all were in a friend group. Haley and Alex were friends but not in the same friend group (Alex was with other jocks and Haley was with some other popular girls)
- Alex may have bullied Sebastian in high school a little, but once they left high school Alex realized he was an asshole and apologized. Sebby tried his hardest to not be petty, and they’re slightly closer now but they don’t fully click
- In my head, Shane and Harvey went to high school together in Zuzu City. This is for no other reason then finding it funny to have a nerd Harvey shoved in a locker by a jock Shane to only have them be friends years later and both relate through their struggles with mental illness
- Elliott was a goth in high school and was in the drama club do not even try to tell me otherwise
- Leah was chill in high school!! She was in the art club and did well in her classes and lots of people liked her!
- Actually Elliott and Leah going to school together sounds amazing I imagine they met because Leah was working on set designs to help the drama club. Elliott complimented her art and they just kinda became best friends. When Elliott moved to the valley the two (2) freaked out and got so excited because “oh my god!! I haven’t seen you in forever but I still adore you!!!”
- I don’t even know what Emily did really?? I feel like she went to school with Shane and Harvey and was like popular but also weird. But no one questioned her because she was 1) loveable and 2) incredibly powerful I guarantee Shane feared her but her and Harvey were probably friends
No fuck you *unconcerns your ape*
Slime eggs should be artisan goods like they look too good to not be,,go pop in your mouth,,
I’m literally about to start crying/laughing in my class bc my friend who has already written two (2) stories of Morris x Pierre and now last night we discussed what a stardew anime would be AND SHE JUST SHARED A GOOGLE DOC OF A PLANNING SHEET FOR IT I CANT
(Also her user is @jellybelly-360 go follow her,,,)
I think a lot about the time I fulfilled a request for Alex and he just wanted a single green bean
Who’s diary is this and why do they have the same taste in men as me
How the fuck did she say out loud
You can’t say “my husband/wife” no that’s the community’s husbands and wives you say “OUR husband/wife” when addressing the communal spouse /j
Krobus doesn’t know what a gender is and I wouldn’t have it any other way
the worse feeling
my animals are literally starving
