#starkid rp
——————-THE GUY WHO DIDN’T LIKE MUSICALS SOUNDTRACK SENTENCE STARTERS PART 1
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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
“The greatest stories ever told have a hero who must be bold.”
“Musicals tell the impossible.”
“I mean, what the fuck?”
“He spends his day surfing the web.”
“Should we kill him?”
“Isn’t that worth a show stopping fiesta?”
“What an ass.”
“What a bitch.”
“What a cuck.”
“It’s the end of the world, ____, if you don’t sing.”
“We swear we will teach you.”
“The apotheosis is upon us.”
“Where the fuck is he?”
“You gotta believe in something, ____.”
“____, you piece of shit.”
“He definitely won’t like this!”
La Dee Dah Dah Day
“Just a typical day that’s got me feeling in a beautiful way.”
“We could sing a duet.”
“I’ll make you a bet.”
“Just a smile will do.”
“Sometimes I just wanna shout on top of roof and mountain tops.”
“All the world is paved in gold.”
“What the fuck was that?”
“Spare change for the homeless?”
“I prefer to roam the streets all day.”
“I used to want to kill them all.”
“This song takes all the pain away.”
“This jam’s just way too hot.”
“What’s going on here? I’m very confused and concerned by all this.”
“Do you wanna save the planet?”
What Do You Want, Paul?
“What do you want, _____?”
“Tell me what you desire to see.”
“What do you see for this company?”
“I’m looking for someone with strong ambition.”
“I want you to want.”
“What that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?”
“How’s anyone supposed to sympathize with you?”
“I want what anyone wants. Money, a partner? Kids, someday, maybe?”
“A man so vague just can’t be trusted.”
“I’m just a boss, I’m not an idea guy.”
“Do you know what I want for myself?”
“I’ve waited for so long to tell somebody else.”
“You’re my muse, my source of light.”
“I want you to choke me out at night.”
“I want you to choke me while I jerk off.”
“If you leave, you’re fired.”
“I uh, I forgot what it was. Maybe someday I’ll remember.“
“Now you know what it is to want.”
“I wanna go home!”
“I’m gonna go get some coffee, do you want anything?”
Cup of Roasted/Poisoned Coffee
“Get your cup of roasted coffee.”
“We’ll make a jamming cup of java.”
“We’ll bring it right up!”
“Hey, Mr. Business.”
“Can we get a triple for you?”
“Decaf? What?!”
“Get your cup of poisoned coffee.”
“We got a double for you.”
Show Me Your Hands
“Ma'am, I need you to take a step back.”
“You’re facing the law, not the clerk at The Gap.”
“You’d better shape on up.”
“You better empty out all of them pockets.”
“We’re cops and we make sense.”
“Show me your hands.”
“Show me those jazz hands.”
“Get them up or you’ll end up in cuffs.”
“We’re up in your shit.”
“Step away from the vehicle.”
“Get back in the vehicle.”
“Do the things I say. I’m a cop.”
“Get those hands up!”
“Better pack your heat.”
“What that bitch want, ____?”
“She wants to snug.”
You Tied Up My Heart
“I’m tied up, _____.”
“You understand me.”
“Now, hand me those keys.”
“God, we were young once.”
“Let go of this grip on me.”
“You’re breaking my heart, ____.”
”____, baby! Apple of my eye! Don’t you trust me?”
“I effed up.”
“They couldn’t break me.”
“Please, take away my pain.”
“Let me hold you again.”
“Will you ever forgive me?”
“Oh fuck, I’m fading fast. I think you better come quick.”
“I really don’t wanna die alone in here.”
“I’m losing my last remaining hope for us.”
“I wanna die in your arms.”
“Oh, what have I done?”
“You brought me back from the dead.”
Join Us (And Die)
“It is time to die!”
“The time for chaos is long past overdue.”
“Death isn’t optional.”
“Your time is up.”
“Just die!”
“Join us.”
“Join us and die.”
“We’re gonna fucking kick your ass.”
“It’s a death-like process that you gotta see.”
“Your own body is your front row seat.”
“Punch it!”
“Crush it!”
“Kill it!”
“Ride it!”
“Kick its nuts!”
“Here’s how it gonna go.”
