#stock standard

himbofisher:

the morbhead meme should be treated like r/neverbrokeabone where the entire community is based on true morbheads having never actually seen the movie. anyone who does see morbius (2022) is shunned and shamed and exiled in a spectacle of hatred and spite

edwardashley:

the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.

omnybus:

funpuppyvideos:

anarcho-skamunist:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”

She makes a mean whisker sour

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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planetariump4:

imogen-mangle:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

When it comes to advertising, even negative interaction is interaction. The proper response to Brand Tumblrs trying to be funny is to ghost them. Literally just let their posts die. If you see someone interacting with them, quietly DM them to let them in on the game.

Image description start. Tags reading, ’#in this case the most devastating kung pow penis #is a silent one’ via @genebeanz.End description.

voidsentprinces:

warriorsofficial:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

elucubrare:

gardeninthevoid:

kedreeva:

zeyrablue:

bunjywunjy:

mjalti:

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh,fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

Good to know we’re surrounded by slumbering Old Gods.

magic-can:

Micheal Morbius really sounds like one of those jokes where the name of the franchise is the last name of one of the characters in said franchise (i.e. Sans Undertale, Komeda Danganronpa, Winston Overwatch, etc.) except no that’s actually his name. like canonically.

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

so like very often over the last few years ive been having these moments during dreams where the main dream plot will just. stop for a bit. and ill like end up in a busy shopping malls food court and just hang out with knuckles the echidna for a while like hes my friend and this is just a regular thing that we do. and then after that ill leave and seamlessly go back to whatever weird dream shit is going on

what does this mean what is the symbolism behind going on my lunch break with knuckles

the dreamscape has a union now ? epic

Lechonk

Golly its fuecoco

Bird is named quaxly

That cat has a blunt

pansexual-pied-piper:

emptyheadgamer:

pansexual-pied-piper:

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

romcommunist:

romcommunist:

hey…the morbius box office flop got me thinking about how I flopped on you and how much I want there to B Mor Us. hope you’re doing ok

no!!!! that will only lead to MORE B S

jimmyfury:

smaragdos69:

totally-a-wizard:

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

Holy shit

thickness-protection-program:

pips-squeak:

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

Stupidest thing is when people treat butch/femme, dom/sub, top/bottom, as like. Gender Binary 2.0 that all maps neatly lmao

Butches can be bottom subs. Femmes can dom (g-d they can dom). You can be queer and be literally none of these things. Let go of the urge to map and categorize in neat and tidy lines and learn to love the messiness of queer life and human existence

ja-khajay:

all these posts about people clutching their pearls about seeing bare titties at pride make me laugh because at last year’s pride i met a cishet guy who had no idea what was going on and had joined because he saw bare titties and thought “those people look like they are having fun, and also i can see tits for free” and he asked me about what was happening and let me explain LGBT struggles for some time before telling me he had a transgender cousin and he was going to make sure to be there for her in the future. bare tits will be the beacon to world peace

nudityandnerdery:

book–wyrm:

caspercryptid:

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like ‘the god of children’s hospitals’ to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo’s areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he’s like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children’s hospitals actually
Via @mothmammoth​

watermelynn-witch:

sharkgirldick:

watermelynn-witch:

my favorite thing about pride month is definitely the 15% movement speed increase

Wait, you get movement speed? I get a 10% attack buff.

love is love ️‍

afloweroutofstone:

confusionofconfusions:

confusionofconfusions:

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

homunculus-argument:

writingtoolofdubiousintegrity:

homunculus-argument:

catgirlwheels:

homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

…how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

when are we getting the FGOxSIX crossover event