#stozier
richie: getting a brain scan today, boys
stan: to check if you have one?
richie: thank you so much for your concern and support, Stanley.
richie: first of all I’m not A bitch I’m THE bitch
richie: did eddie just tell me he loves me for the first time?
bev:yeah
richie: and did I do finger guns back?
bev: yeah, you did
bev: and, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to jot them down and drop them in this suggestion box
bill: that’s…that’s a rubbish can
bev:exactly
richie: I heard our neighbor lady strangled her husband yesterday. can you imagine? just snapping like that?
eddie, trying to sleep next to him:yes.
bill: I start therapy tomorrow
bill: with any luck they’ll deem me unfit to live
richie:…—-.–/…—.-..-.-.–
stan: what’s that
richie: remorse code
stan: I’m even angrier
mike: I told Eddie that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying
ben: what? how?
mike: watch this
mike: eddie do you love richie
eddie: *covering ears* no
ben: you… you… you rude person!
stan: go easy on him, ben
eddie: I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven
bill, at a party: so richie, truth or dare?
richie:dare
bill: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips
bill: Notice I charitably said girl and not person because, let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches
mike: you have a girlfriend now?
bev: *awkward peace sign*
mike: two girlfriends?!?!
bill: a vodka for me and a juice box for him
ben: bill, I’m an adult
ben: I can buy my own juice box
mike: richie, we need to talk
richie: why? is it because I say “uh oh spaghetti-o’s” whenever something goes wrong?
mike, sighing:yes
richie:
richie: uh oh spaghetti-o’s
mike: get the fuck out of my house
bev: I hate men
eddie: good, more for me