#stupid text post

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GUYS, HOT MANAGER GUY HAD TWO FULL ON CONVERSATIONS WITH ME TODAY AND, AND!!! TOUCHED MY ARM WHEN SPEAKING TO ME! BITCH, I FUCKING ASCENDED OUT OF MY BODY HAHAHA! AAAAAHH AHEHSHWHWHEH! I AM FUCKING DEAD! OKAY, THAT IS ALL THANX BYE

#i’m so embarassing #he’s probably like ‘nah’ hahaha #he is so so so fittttt #it makes me want to cry so hard omg #i canny deal #the hotness #can’t believe he full on touched my arm #i fucking ascended bitch #ahshshdhhshssh #screaming #stupid text post 
Michael Wheeler@80smikewheeler
Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:53:08

Bahaha, my mom has her friends over and they’re drinking and it’s so hilarious. One of the ladies is hitting on my brother and they keep telling me how pretty I am. And, they gave me some of their wine, so I got free wine to drink while I’m making gifs. This is great ahaha. (’:

#stupid text post #free wine 
NALU 5ever!@effyeahnalu
Sat, 28 Feb 2015 22:35:49

life in general be like :

I didn’t even ask to be born, and they want my money!!!!

#throwing birthday party be like #street smarts #tumblr memes #textpost #dont take my money #stupid text post #i hate people #its true tho #idk im just venting #sorry for being depressing #im so broke #you all should pay me because im funny #letting yall know my cashapp #pay me quick #lol jk unless 
Escapism, Surrealism, Romanticism@velvetkisses28
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 14:11:44
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