#textpost

LIVE

Closing ask box here since I’ve been doing a poor job at responding, and asks have piled. Direct messaging on here is still open if you have an important question or something.

I still think about making a Twitter later which would be better for personal busting posts, while the Tumblr remains just to post media.

**10/1/2021 Ask Box was opened again.

i just want to experience a single snap-kick that’ll completely drain me to where i’m a husk of a man, clutching his aching nuts on the ground, face-first in my own drool and tears as i groan in agony.

Sorry if I don’t get to your ask/message. I get a lot of, “Do you have any (____) busting?” messages, which I don’t mind, but I mainly respond to the ones that are easier to answer, or if I have something new I found related to it.

idk what’s going on in the broken code but if bristleroot’s gonna be canon did bramblefake at least manipulate bristlefrost into listening to him by using her feelings for rootspring because ashfur knows what unrequited love feels like

ever just wake up like “i am so in love…” bc same

I put a glass of salsa in my pocket and i forgot it there and i reached my hand in my pocket cus i thought my phone was there and i accidentally fingered the salsa

Pistin lasillisen salsaa taskuun ja unohdin että se oli siellä ja nyt pistin käden taskuun kun luulin että mun puhelin oli siellä nii nyt on käsi salsassa

The horror movie ”halloween kills” was age restricted 16 in Finland, when I went to see it in the theaters with a friend.

95% of the movie is just over the top blood and gore in like the most violent ways you can imagine. Based on the content i would rate the age restriction to be 18.

The logic i imagine being behind the decision to rate that movie 16 is that all kinds of violence is way more acceptable than like, for example, a scene of Michael Myers sucking d—

you can’t call me Gen X and then be surprised I’m single

you can’t call me Gen Y and then be surprised that feel like I have to explain everything

you can’t call me Gen Z and then be surprised that I end this bloodline

I just had the most funniest idea someone should sing these lyrics in merasvoice because I don’t know why but they fit her

Mera:*in jail and with broken everything*let the pain rage ooooon! everything hurts me everyday.

harry: *hands louis a bottle of water*

louis: what the fuck

harry: niall said i make you thirsty?

louis:

harry:oH—

1d stans rlly trending worldwide this whole week with the online concert and now the Walls Olympics huh

THIS IS THE SONG HE TEASED ON TWITTER REMEMBER “TOOK SOME TIME RAN OUT OF ENERGY” NO STOP I’M SOBBINTHIS IS THE SONG HE TEASED ON TWITTER REMEMBER “TOOK SOME TIME RAN OUT OF ENERGY” NO STOP I’M SOBBINTHIS IS THE SONG HE TEASED ON TWITTER REMEMBER “TOOK SOME TIME RAN OUT OF ENERGY” NO STOP I’M SOBBIN

THIS IS THE SONG HE TEASED ON TWITTER REMEMBER “TOOK SOME TIME RAN OUT OF ENERGY” NO STOP I’M SOBBING

AND THE WORST PART IS WE WERE LIKE WAIT WHAT’S GOING ON WHAT HEARTBREAK DID HE ENDURE WHEN HARRY DROPPED HS1 AND NOW WE GET THE FULL STORY BECAUSE LOUIS’ ALBUM COMPLETES THE PICTURE LOUIS BROKE HARRY’S HEART BC HE “GAVE IN TO THE PRESSURE” (another song lyric) WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON

IMAGINE WHEN LOUIS CALLED HARRY UP AND JUST PLAYED HIS SONGS FOR HIM AND HARRY WAS ALL QUIET WHEN HE FINISHES THEN GOES “I’LL ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU LOUIS. YOU’RE MY HOME” NO STOP THIS HURTS

FUCK WHERE ARE MY BREAKUP STANS THIS IS LITERALLY A BREAKUP STAN’S PARADISE LIKE LARRY BROKE UP AND THIS IS LOUIS’ WAY OF SAYING I’M SO SORRY I HURT YOU BUT FUCK THEIR SONGS JUST COMPLETE EACH OTHER CAN I CRY DOES ANYONE WANT TO JOIN MY CRY FEST


Post link

person: hey, can I borrow your phone?

me: *sweats* yeah, just a sec *changes lockscreen, homescreen, & deletes all 37,293 saved larry pics*

me: *pouring buckets of sweat* haha here you go

hahahahah watch tumblr absolutely die now

is tumblr finally actually deleting porn spambots? Because my follower count has been fluctuating pretty wildly the past couple of days :/

loading