Image 1: a reddit post from the subreddit r/confessions by user u/thanospinkey titled “I jerked off to the smell of my bestfriend’s sweatshirt… I am straight and he is a dude”. The post reads:
“Okay, so let me first of all say that I am not gay. I like girls a lot. But, my bestfriend, he’s just special to me idk. However, I still feel bad about doing this, just like perving out on my homie. So, I’m clearing the conscience.
Anyways, yeah I borrowed his sweatshirt after a sleepover, then later at my house I was just holding the sweatshirt a bit, thinking about how much I liked him, like as a person because dude is on another level. And then I… yeah.
I’m going to see him tomorrow, and it’s going to be rlly awkward.”
Image 2: a tiktok comment by @/kaotybbies that reads “guys be like “I’m fighting demons” and it’s bisexuality.”
Image 3: a reddit comment by op that reads “Okay fine, I might love him a little bit. Happy now???.” /End Description].
This was supposed to be a smut page. Alas, I am incapable of actually drawing anything smutty. The wholesome demon just takes over every time. Someone also requested that I include Sera inserting bees into something – which could be interpreted in a MULTITUDE of ways – but I finally settled on a devious prank. So may I humbly present to you whatever… this… is.
I have had to endure a lifetime of butt puns on Twitter. I will probably have to endure them here too. Let the Sol-ASS games begin.
