Imagine Regina, Emma, Snow, Charming, and Zelena go on Family Feud. Regina is the only one to guess correct answers. Emma tries her best but doesn’t get any while Snow claps annoyingly and says “Good answer!” to the most obvious wrong answers. Regina fumes.
“Across the clearing, Cruella and Ursula are still fighting over Regina, and Emma wraps her arms around Regina and tugs her close before she looks around and notes that no one else is snuggling.”
(Storybrooke Singles (or: Emma Swan Decides Not To Die Alone After a Humiliating Snapchat Incident) by @coalitiongirl)
I’m rereading the historical fandom gem Adventures with Cora Mills (which is canon imo, no one can change my mind). So I thought it would be fun to do a few of these incorrect quotes in that universe:
Regina: WHY. why did you give Cora a KNIFE?! Emma: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Regina: Now I feel unsafe! Emma: I’m sorry. Emma: … would you like a knife?
Emma: Regina and I don’t use pet names. Cora: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Emma: Honey? Regina: Yes, dear? Emma: Cora: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
Emma: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Regina: You’re a hazard to society Cora: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Regina: I trust Emma. Cora: You think she knows what she’s doing? Regina: I wouldn’t go that far.
Henry: Is stabbing someone immoral? Cora: Not if they consent to it. Regina: Depends who you’re stabbing. Emma: YES?!?
Regina: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Emma: Several traffic violations. Cora: Three counts of resisting arrest. Snow: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Henry: Also, that’s not our car.
Regina: I know you snuck out last night, cora . Emma: Play dumb! Cora : Who’s Cora ? Emma: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Emma: Are you sure this is the right direction? Cora : Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest! Regina: In that case, we’re definitely lost.
Emma: Are you sure this is the right direction? Regina : Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest! Cora: In that case, we’re definitely lost.
Cora: Listen, I can explain… Regina : You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? Emma: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000! Snow: You guys are getting paid?
Henry: Why is nana so sad? Emma: she took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes… Henry: And…? Regina: she got snow.
Tell me I’m wrong.
If you haven’t read this please stop what you’re doing and thank me later.
Regina: IF YOU DON’T LEAVE RIGHT NOW I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Emma: I’d like a room at Granny’s thanks
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The Thing You Love Most
Emma: I’m not a mom, It’s not permanent, I just want to know if Henry is fine.
Regina: Shhh, enjoy my apples on your way home
Emma: Um, what? Seriously, I’m not trying to take Henry.
Regina: LEAVE NOW DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME
Emma: NO, FUCK YOU AND YOUR TREE.
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Snow Falls
Emma: I do better on my own
Regina: I am so grateful to have Henry, because not having someone, well, that’s the worst curse imaginable
Emma: Time to move in with Mary Margaret
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The Price of Gold
Emma: I have a job, I don’t need one here.
Regina: I am not worried about you staying, miss seven addresses. How long is your lease with Mary Margaret—jk wait you don’t have one lol. You don’t have roots here and fool, people don’t change
Emma: Bitch, you don’t know me
Regina: I Do. BTW CONSIDER LEAVING
Emma: Hi, yes I’ll be the new Sheriff’s Deputy.
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The Still Small Voice
Emma: Look at my fancy new badge, the pin represents my roots
Regina:Whatever
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The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
Emma: I’m sorry Graham, whatever it is you are looking to feel you’re not getting it with me
Regina: Miss Swan you’re incapable of feeling anything. STAY AWAY FROM GRAHAM OK
Emma: Graham, you have a heart and feel things, here let me touch you
Regina: Fine I’ll just kill Graham then
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Desperate Souls
Emma: I’m in no hurry to be Sheriff yet
Regina: I am appointing the new Sheriff p.s you’re fired
