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Teacher: Welcome to Salsa class! Now, who’s ready to dance?
Liselotte, hiding a bag of chips behind her back: I think there’s been a misunderstanding
Louis: Just get in the fucking blanket fort!
Dean: You look like you didn’t get any sleep last night.
Sam: Sleep? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in ages.
Cas: Sam, I messed up the invitations.
Sam: How?
Cas: They were supposed to say “Dean’s Birthday,” but instead they say, “Dean’s Bi.”
Sam: Hey, that could still work.
Nicole: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined
Wynonna:Heck
Nicole: You’re on thin fucking ice
Nicole: Oh no
Persephone: I am one hell of a woman and you should be fucking terrified of me.
Apollo: Are you mad?
Artemis:No
Apollo: So sharpening daggers at 2 am is just a hobby?
Ares: So here’s the tea
Athena: For the last time it’s called a mission report!
Zeus: Athena, shhhhhhhh. I wanna here the tea
Hera: I’m at a loss for words.
Zeus, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera continued yelling for ten minutes.
Hera: Didn’t anyone teach you to say please and thank you?!
Hephaestus: Please shut the fuck up
Hera:
Hephaestus: Thank you
Persephone: I have a new hoodie
Hades: We have a new hoodie!!
Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?
Athena: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while
Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months
Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone
Ares: *nodding gravely* i know
Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!
Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting
Apollo: NOO SHES GONE
Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD
Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child
Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father
Zeus: Hey! I heard that!
pointless arguing continues
somewhere in the middle of the woods
Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*
One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?
Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope
Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something
Hermes: *turns around and walks away*
Apollo:nice
Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)
Ares: You’re so short, what can you even see from down there?
Persephone: Your IQ
Amethar:I’m very strong. I could fight off maybe 20 snails. 21 on a good day.
Jet: “What about straight people?” What the hell is a straight person, the only straight thing I know is the edge of my beloved sword.
Ruby:Hey Liam, do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Liam:Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s February 14th
Efink:Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business.
Gyro: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’
Gyro: Turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
Giorno: If Naples is so expensive why don’t we move to somewhere like Verona
Bruno: Full offense but I’d rather us be dead in Naples than alive in Verona
