#synthv solaria
final song for rpm challenge month!!! @gavinnersroadie ’s jagal finally gets a solo number (featuring me singing and jeering on top of an assortment of vocalsynths for a drunken bar chorus lol)
other songs in the series [x][x][x][x]
[LYRICS]
(shh keep it down, this guy’s gonna sing!)
JAGAL: So you wanna call yourself a hero(hero!)
Yeah I’ve never heard that one before
You swore baby’s first vow of iron(iron!)
And you’re thinking that you’re ready for more
Lemme tell you it’s a scary world out there
It’ll shatter every best-laid plan
There’s monsters and horrors and beasts to beware
And worst of all your fellow man
Check out these scars! (ooh! ahh!)
Oh I’ve killed a wyvern or two
Don’t give me that look! If you can afford it
I’ll cut out a deal for you
You’re gonna get eaten alive out there
Without a mercenary hand like me
Your bones’ll feed the vultures and the jackals, girl
(your bones’ll feed the vultures and the jackals, girl!)
Unless you can pay my fee
Now I know what you’re thinking, “I have to pay?!”
Money talks, girl, I’m not your friend (pay up!)
I’m not falling for the disney princess chivalry line
Just tell me what you’re willing to spend (what’s disney?)
LUCYA: Well I guess I’ve got a little bit of money?
JAGAL: Honey, that’s a start but it’s not gonna cut it
LUCYA: I could help with your vow? I can make you some soup?
JAGAL: Soup…(soup???) …you drive a hard bargain, darn it (confused noises)
Don’t get me wrong! (don’t get him wrong!)
I’m a fair and reasonable guy
With a 90/10 split of the treasure, hey,
Maybe I’ll cash out before you die
Lemme tell you it’s a scary world out there
You’re signing up for pain and misery (pain and misery!)
I’ll travel the world to save your friend
But I’m not gonna do it for free (not gonna do it for free!)
Whoa, you’re gonna get eaten alive out there
Without a mercenary hand like me (mercenary hand like him!)
Your bones’ll feed the vultures and the jackals, girl
(your bones’ll feed the vultures and the jackals, girl…)
Unless you can pay my fee!