No help from the referee or her partner

Good girl double teamed in the wrong corner…..

A preview from my Friday night adventure to Ultimate Surrender. 

(photographed by Me.)

D/S Monthly Round-Up

Howdy, pard’ners! Here’s what we rustled up on D/S this month!

• Eminem sounded like he was actually having…fun?
  
• Tag Team rapped about the Addams Family.
  
• Cromagnon invented black metal before Black Sabbath invented metal.
  
• Chumbawamba popped up in a Dick Tracy strip.
  
• Yosuke Yamashita played a burning piano.
  
• Dave “Baby” Cortez riffed on “Shortenin’ Bread.”
  
• Shonen Knife covered The Carpenters.
  
• We boogied to spooky organ music.

- TWG

RIFFS AND VARIATIONS

(Alternate Takes, Live Versions, and Early Mixes)

Tag Team - “Addams Family (Whoomp)”

I recently watched both The Addams FamilyandAddams Family Values for the first time in twenty odd years, and it was quite the eye-opening experience. My memory of the films was essentially limited to the fact that Christina Ricci had essentially single-handedly introduced me to the concept of being attracted to women. Beyond that, it was all a blank.

Therefore, I was surprised by how much the second film improved on the first. The Addams Family is a complete misfire of a film, completely inept at elements as basic as understanding that the appeal of the Addams is watching them juxtaposed with normal folks. Addams Family Values, on the other hand, builds both it’s A and B story such clashes of culture. (The fact that it also improves the pacing, story structure, and gags also helps.)

But the real surprise came at the end of Addams Family Values.

Specifically, I mean when the credits start to roll and Tag Team’s “Addams Family (Whoomp!)” started to play. If I’m being honest, I lost my mind a little bit. How could I not? The only acceptable response is maddening laughter. I mean, who watched Raul Julia and Angelica Huston vamping around and thought “I’ve got it! Miami bass music!”

What makes it even more hilarious is how seriously Tag Team takes their job of providing a theme song to the film. Some film songs are barely related to the movies they support, but not this one. This one has references to every major character in the film, and even relays major plot points. DC and Steve Roll’n were paid to do a job and they were gonna do it, by God! No one was gonna forget Cousin Itt on their watch!

When you really think about it, though, the song makes a bit more sense. While on the surface the marriage of gently creepy kids characters and horny Miami bass rap sounds like an odd leap, it’s actually pretty much in line with Tag Team’s general M.O. After all, as we’ve noted before on this blog, “Whoomp! (There It Is)” is essentially a pseudo-cleaned up reworking of 95 South’s “Whoot, There It Is.” If sanitizing booty-shaking music got you to the top, wouldn’t you consider doubling down on it? Tag Team sure did. They followed up “Addams Family (Whoomp)” with “Whoomp! (There It Went)” which featured Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Goofy, and “Pig Power In The House” from the movie Gordy (aka The Pig Movie That Isn’t Babe).

That, of course, does nothing to diminish the joy that can be found in listening to a dude talk about a family of kindly spooky goths the way that ScHoolboy Q talks about Hoover Street.

Addams Family runnin’ thangs, indeed.

- TWG

PS: Charles Addams, the creator of the Addams Family, is one of my favorite cartoonists of all time. If you’ve never checked out his work, this postscript is officially encouraging you to do so.

PPS: I guess this also kinda counts as a Medium Wellentry?

I think my girl would enjoy this.

(viasquidintestines,urbansexbrigade)

Bullet Club’s cutest tag team (ꈍᴗꈍ)  [requested by @oedojoshicorps]

Tag teams that double team together…..stay together!!!

Love how these bigger bearded monsters take advantage of the smaller clean shaven foe under them, one dude sitting on the small of his back using the kid’s own arms to choke him in a camel, while the other sits on his ass and bends back his legs in a sharpshooter of sorts, both men high 5ing each other to show their pride and admiration of using their combined power to destroy this kid!!!! All that’s missing is me sitting at the kid’s face and shoving my cock in his mouth to shut him up while the tag team celebrate the destruction!!

Tag teams that pose together…….

……stay together!!!!

Love the pulled down singlet suspenders between bros!!!

Amelia Jane is swiftly reprimanded when she tries to take credit for her colleagues’ work in “Intervention” starring Pandora Blake, Amelia Jane Rutherford and Caroline Grey at Dreams of Spanking.

When Vincent Brennan tries it on with his nurse, he gets more than he bargains for when Molly Malone calls Zoe Montana in to help set him straight, in “Nursing a Grudge”atDreams of Spanking.

Tag Team_So Fresh_So New, oil pastel on pages from MOUTHFEELMagazine