#tag yourself im kise but scared

Aka me projecting

Kagami:

• Absolute dad driver 
• All aboard the safety express
• 10 and 2 driving with the boys
• Probably the best driver in the group minus akashi but also is highkey lowkey a backseat driver and that’s why he is always the one to drive
• The lawful good of driving

Aomine:

• Drives like a madman 
• Doesn’t fear death
• Fears nothing and no one because he drives a huge, ugly million year old truck that probably has a busted muffler that he wont fix what an asshole
• Has miraculously never been in an accident
• Actually pretty good at controling the vehicle but he drives like such an asshole that it doesn’t count
• The chaotic evil of driving

Kuroko:

• Has definitely done some questionable things but no one was around so deny till you die kids
• Not the best but by no means the worst
• Generally passable 
• Passive aggressively does exaggerated head movements when Kagami is in the car because they function like an old married couple and Kagami has  definitely badgered him about it

Kise:

• Screams “Jesus take the wheel!” every time he turns 
• Rams over the curb when he pulls up to pick you up
• Has a very nice car on the front but the back is covered in scratches from shit he’s rammed into from backing up
• Can’t park to save his life 
• Getting whiplash when he stops at a red light

Midorima:

• Doesn’t drive that’s what Takao is for

Akashi:

• Has a driver so he doesn’t really need to
• But he knows how and when he does he drives like a robot
• Very smooth, driving instructoresque coordination
• Zero whiplash 
• Overall drives like he’s driving around the queen

Murasakibara:

• Hates driving because its tedious and he has to follow the traffic laws
• Drives very rarely and when he does it’s a disaster 
• All around terrible driver no one would ever let him drive their car 
• On the plus side he is the best passenger because if you do something bad he genuinely will not notice