#tate langdon headcanon

Christmas // Tate Langdon
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• He loves decorating the Christmas tree
  
•      He just finds it peaceful
  
•           He likes the lights the most, especially when they’re the only light in the house on
  
•      Plus he always lets you do the finishing touch of putting the big star on the top, it isn’t chivalrous, it’s him being a horny teenager
  
•          He’s a boob guy but butts are good too
  
•      He doesn’t like cooking
  
•          He just finds it tedious
  
•            But he will assist in eating the batter of everything
  
•      By far his favorite thing is… sweaters
  
•            We know our baby boy loves sweaters – it’s a fact at this point
  
•          So he jumps on Christmas sweaters
  
•             Though he isn’t a fan of ‘ugly’ sweaters
  
•         His favorites are the knitted ones
  
•        He just things they are more comfortable and warm
  
•      He smells like the Christmas tree
  
•      One time he hugged
  
•          Only problem; he’s allergic to pine
  
•      He doesn’t like being politically correct so he says “Merry fucking Christmas”
  
•          Screw your happy holidays
  

Merry Christmas, or happy holiday! I hope you had a happy one, mine kind of sucked but so was last years. Hopefully, next year will be better - that’s all you can say - right?

do you think Tate watches Kurt Cobain interviews on violets laptop? maybe they watch them together as a couple weird activity but still cute