#tell me i’m wrong
headcanon that wylan cannot cook for shit and jesper is a whiz
he’s got a kiss the cook apron that wylan got him and makes wy kiss him every time he puts it on
Do it you won’t. You can’t.
If this ain’t the most accurate representation of the US Health Care System then idk what is
Josh is the type of boyfriend to lock you in the car just so he can open the door for you
& Sam’s the type of boyfriend to sit and wait for you to open his door.
Absolutely obsessed with merlin really being a dramatic lil bastard in 1.02 and deadass sticking his hand out in an arena full of people to yell a spell even though it was revealed like 5 minutes into episode 1 that seemingly all he needs to do is look to make something happen
Aredian sneaking into the physician’s chambers to plant the bracelet so he can solidly accuse Merlin of sorcery, just to come face to face with a sidhe staff, a stack of spellbooks, some left over glowing poultices from the afanc sickness, and a notebook labeled “advice from the Great Dragon and what the fuck it could mean”
Merlin: *hides the sidhe staff under his bed*
Gaius: have the multiple sanctioned searches for magical items in our chambers taught you literally ANYTHING???
Merlin: yeah, they’ve taught me to have quick access to my nosy bitches murder stick
Nancy Drew and Ned Nickerson (1960, colorized)
i thoroughly enjoy the fact that 1969 was simultaneously the year that carl wilson was at his SEXIEST and also the year that mike love was at his MOST HOMELESS-SQUATTER- LIVING IN THE MOUNTAINS-looking
balance people, balance
I think we call that “cosmic justice” in these parts
Exu: Calamity is another in a long line of dnd shows by Brennan Lee Mulligan that is actually about how Capitalism is Bad.
An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down
Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon?
I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat
did you mean liam dunbar?
