#ten things
- I love chocolate. And have a fantasy that includes melted chocolate being poured on me. My food addictions overlap with my sex life. It’s fine.
- I prefer not wearing clothes. I hesitate to say I’m a nudist… but really… it’s just much more freeing.
- That being said, I’m not 100% in love with my body… no one really is. My body does its job, and provides both me and whomever I choose with pleasure. It’s somewhat pretty to look at, but there are still issues I have with it. I’m allowed to pick at my body. You are not. There’s a difference… (unless you own me, and right now you currently don’t)
- I masturbate like four times a day. This may seem excessive, but it keeps me from having unsatisfying sex with strangers… and it would be unsatisfying because apparently college boys aren’t men yet. They don’t know what they want and they can’t give me what I need.
- I have not had sex in so long that I feel like a nun.
- See #4 as to reasons why I’ve discounted that notion.
- I’ve had two relationships - one good, one bad. The good one ended bad, and the bad one ended good.
- I’m super inexperienced. If you want me to list my sexual experiences you can ask me… Or I’ll just post them later. I’ve never made a list. This could either be interesting or very… brief.
- Hmmmm…. I’m a dog person. Or a kitten person. Not a cat person - a kitten person. Unless it’s a munchkin cat. And then I’ll take it. All day erry day.
- I cooked for my family growing up… I make a great spaghetti, even better mashed potatoes, and my Death-by-Chocolate cake will actually bring on a heart attack. It should come with a warning label. Your cholesterol may spike.
That was interesting… maybe I’ll do more of these…
As ever, ASK/SUBMIT things! I want to hear about your lives! Give me your thoughts on… stuff.
