Describing the MCU phases by how much they cared about our feelings

Phase One: We want everyone to have fun and enjoy watching their favorite characters. Sorry for killing Coulson by the way.

Phase Two: We’re keeping it fun, but know that there will be some drama. We’ll bring tissues just in case.

Phase Three: You pussies need to understand that everything you love will die. Life is filled with suffering. Happiness is no longer an option.

Phase Four: Yo we’re back to establishing stuff in a lighthearted way again! We definitely don’t have existential dread and deep themes in the back.

Whenever I want to pump myself up I either listen to intense indie rock or songs from anime. Those are my only two options.

Instagram moment

sous-le-saule:

Anyone : Oh, you’re the famous detective Hercule Poirot!

Hercule Poirot : UwU