#mcu memes
When you meet someone who likes Marvel:
Me after Avengers Endgame:
When someone says Tom Holland’s overrated:
Describing the MCU phases by how much they cared about our feelings
Phase One: We want everyone to have fun and enjoy watching their favorite characters. Sorry for killing Coulson by the way.
Phase Two: We’re keeping it fun, but know that there will be some drama. We’ll bring tissues just in case.
Phase Three: You pussies need to understand that everything you love will die. Life is filled with suffering. Happiness is no longer an option.
Phase Four: Yo we’re back to establishing stuff in a lighthearted way again! We definitely don’t have existential dread and deep themes in the back.
Wenwu: You were there, and you let those men kill your mother.
Shang-Chi:
What if Stephen Strange learned how to fucking drive?
Loki: Why did you call me before sunrise?
Fury: I need you to beat up your brother’s killer. He’s an old guy and you have to do it in disguise as me.
Loki:
T'Challa, taken from his home, later to come back and find it destroyed:
Whenever I see What If trailers I think of one of two things
The Watcher: I am the Watcher. I will guide you through these vast new realities.
Me: Oh cool. Very intimidating.
Or
The Watcher: I am the Watcher. I see all.
Me:
When Bucky appeared in that car I could only think of one thing
*bursts into room* Captain Carter is the Lady Dimitrescu of the Marvel universe.
Me waiting for What If… to be released so I can make memes based off the episodes:
Kang just be vibing
the fact that the MCU timeline got put through a cheesegrater means that there is some universe out there where each and every one of our shitposts and/or fanfiction is irrevocably canon. And I think that’s beautiful.
just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just my two cents
Wade:Have you done LSD?
Peter P:Nope.
Wade:God dammit!
Y/N: We are on opposite sides of the tomato- no. I mean-
Natasha: What? You mean coin? Two sides of a coin.
Y/N: Yes, I said that.
Natasha:Crushes are the worst.
Y/N: Yeah. Whenever I’m around mine, I start acting stupid.
Natasha: But you’re always acting stupid.
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about it too hard.
Natasha:
Tony: I know all the bad things about me.
Tony: I’m just never gonna change them.
Tony:I thought one of you were pregnant because there are weird foods in the fridge.
Y/N: Those are mine. So shut the fuck up.
Natasha, about Clint: At first I wanted to kill him.
Natasha:But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him.
Loki:Not evil anymore, I want to be loved.
Loki not even 5 minutes later: Evil again.
Loki: hi, I’ve stolen ypur identity and been living as you for a week.
Tony:…
Loki: [starts crying]
Tony: [hugging him] hey, it’s oka-
Loki: [loudly sobbing] how do you even get up in the morning?
Tony: shh, I know, I know. It’s going to be okay.
Carol danvers, turning to dust: um what the f*ck do ypu think you’re doing
Dust particles, turning back into her hand: sorry ma'am, our mistake
Carol danvers: yeah that’s what I f*cking thought
Headcanon that Natasha’s an amazing singer but GOD help the poor fool who ever comments about it. Everyone knows this. You mention the singing, you die. (No matter what). Fact.
Everyone knows but Bucky. 9ne day Bucky hears her singing Russian lullabies and softly joins in, because he still remembers the language, and Natasha let’s him. And Clint stumbles into this bizarre assisain duet and just backpedals the fuck outta there because nah man, there’s some things he’s just not prepared for, and two scariest people he knows singing childhood’s songs is one of them.
Pepper: you aren’t going to get out of signing these papers
Tony: Don’t worry I’m really gonna do them this time, I’m just going to get a snack
☆2 hours later☆
Pepper: were have you be-
Tony: *making his third batch of cookies* wha- OH F*UCK
Ned:mj-and-peter-sitting-in-a- tree
Peter:Ned-get-away-from-me
Ned: first comes love, then comes marriage
Mj: and the son of leeds with spinal damage
Tony Stark’s Variant
Everyones off world until it’s their movie
Sorry the colouring looks so shit idk why
I’ve had him for all of one episode and I’d die for his dorky “gift-shopper” ass
Watches Moon Knight
Me @ Steven: aw! I will take care of ur fish, I will go on Sunday to eat steak with you and eat chocolate.
Me @ Marc: top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me top me
Wong: mount wundagore is sacred. you can’t use magic there. it’s forbidden
Wanda:
