So I’m wasting time on Reddit, as one does and I came across this post in another subreddit
Utterly moronic, right? Like who tf is trying to teach 5 year olds about sex?
So anyway, because I’m an asshole in my 30s who no longer cares about life, I went to the original post and commented
So ~20min later I get this
Only took me 1 whole comment. Who are supposed to be the “snowflakes” again?
@willingsubsocal
Alright, I had to reblog this because the replies are too short and I wanted to break it down why this ain’t it, Fam
Tell me you didn’t read your sources w/o telling me you didn’t read your sources:
1st link: For starters, it’s an opinion piece. Secondly, if you read the actual material being complained about, it clearlysays kids grades k-5 would only be learning Anatomy and Physiology and Puberty and Adolescent Sexual Development. Which is already commonly taught at that age (that’s when I learned about it in school).
2nd link: Students (at a private school, mind you) were shown a cartoon designed for little children discussing proper names for body parts. I watched the cartoon (which was linked in the article). It’s fine. One of the kids mentions he sometimes touches his penis and his penis gets hard, and the adult character explains that there’s nothing wrong with that but that should be done in private and that private parts should always be ‘private’/covered. At no point is anyone taught how to masturbate or anything of the sort. Sex isn’t even mentioned. It’s all presented from a health standpoint.
3rd link: Kids K-2 would only learn personal safety and respecting others. No sex.
4th link: More of the same. K-2 would learn personal safety and body parts, appropriate touching, etc.
So, you’ll get that $20 when you show me an example of teachers trying to instruct 5 year olds about sex. Not about their health or development. Not about consent or appropriate touching, which all SHOULD BE TAUGHT AT THAT AGE. Show me this “promoting LGBT”, you were talking about.
Imagine being this fucking pathetic
Like seriously. Imagine it. It’s one Hell of a self esteem booster. Gotta love the dog whistle of “your kind”
“Local man disproves his own argument and thinks that’s a good look!! More at 9.”
Anyway, I’m now making my offer officially public.
Provide me with a verifiable source of children in the state of Florida are being taught about sex at 5 in school and I will Venmo you (CashApp, PayPal, Zelle, what the fuck ever) $40.
I’m being entirely serious. I’m open minded and not above admitting when I’m wrong. Buuuut thus far no one has proven me wrong on this. Wonder why?
Hint: Don’t use the same sources Fuck Face Von Magee used. I’m just gonna laugh at you.
Or you can always admit you hate gay people and keep it moving
