#thanks to anon for the source

Tank: I have…. so much… strength inside of me that you don’t even KNOW what I could do! If the world isn’t going to love me then I’ll teach it to FEAR me INSTEAD!

Scientist, sarcastically: Oh noooo, I’m sooooo scared.

Sci: What do you know about strength? You can’t even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a Slinky!

Tank: Well at least I don’t spend every Veteran’s Day sobbing on the floor!

*Scientist gasps, offended*

Tank: I bet you don’t even HAVE a war face!

Sci:Rarrr!

Tank: AAAAAAAAA! SEE?! MINE’S BETTER!

Tank: I’m leaving!

*Tank tries to walk down the stairs*

Tank, tumbling: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…..