#that title is ridiculous im leaving it

Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Hearts is amazing because it is so horny and so gay that it almost distracts you from how many questions it raises. Namely,

How did this happen? Does Dobey normally pimp his officers out in the name of justice? Was this all his idea? How did that conversation go? Did he haul Hutch and Starsky into his office and tell them one of them was going to have to lie back and think of Bay City and they got to decide who it was? How would they have done that? Was it because Starsky is marginally a better dancer than Hutch so he got to be the dance instructor? Or did they flip a coin? What would the coin flip have decided? Who got to sleep with the dance lady or who had to sleep with the dance lady? Or did none of that happen and Dobey just said to Hutch “Hutchinson, you’re kind of slutty, right?”

Or did Hutch volunteer for this? Did Starsky volunteer him somehow and he just went with it?

Or was it like in 90 Pounds of Trouble where they went up to Dobey together and were like “Captain…we have…and IDEA.” And Dobey’s just like “No, you absolutely do not” before immediately folding. If that’s the case, how crazy does an idea from these two have to be for Dobey have to stick to his guns when telling them no?

Also was Hutch being a cowboy a condition of him going through with this? Was he like “ok I’ll do it but only if I get to be a cowboy”