Michael how did your pocket tweet that? How did your pocket typed that particular string of letter and tweeted it and how did you notice it happened that fast? I’m so confused, Michael. I need answers.
Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Hearts is amazing because it is so horny and so gay that it almost distracts you from how many questions it raises. Namely,
How did this happen? Does Dobey normally pimp his officers out in the name of justice? Was this all his idea? How did that conversation go? Did he haul Hutch and Starsky into his office and tell them one of them was going to have to lie back and think of Bay City and they got to decide who it was? How would they have done that? Was it because Starsky is marginally a better dancer than Hutch so he got to be the dance instructor? Or did they flip a coin? What would the coin flip have decided? Who got to sleep with the dance lady or who had to sleep with the dance lady? Or did none of that happen and Dobey just said to Hutch “Hutchinson, you’re kind of slutty, right?”
Or did Hutch volunteer for this? Did Starsky volunteer him somehow and he just went with it?
Or was it like in 90 Pounds of Trouble where they went up to Dobey together and were like “Captain…we have…and IDEA.” And Dobey’s just like “No, you absolutely do not” before immediately folding. If that’s the case, how crazy does an idea from these two have to be for Dobey have to stick to his guns when telling them no?
Also was Hutch being a cowboy a condition of him going through with this? Was he like “ok I’ll do it but only if I get to be a cowboy”
I had a god awful thought of a bunch of Robo Fizzes doing that obscenely cringey GrubHub commercial but instead for Loo Loo Land. My own brain has cursed and betrayed me and now you have to imagine it too.
“He’s in love with you, you know,” Andrew says casually.
Noah’s head snaps up from his magazine. His eyebrows furrow together in confusion as he tries to process the information.
“Who?”
“Like you don’t know,” Andrew snorts, as he sits down on the heat-soaked deck beside Noah and tucks his legs under his body.
“I have no idea who you’re talking about, dude. A lot of people are in love with me.”
Andrew rolls his eyes.
“I’m talking about Brandon, you moron. Dude’s got it bad for you.”
“Nah.” Noah waves off the admission with his hand. “You’re wrong.”
“Am I?”
Noah ponders this for a bit, rotates the thought around in his head. He briefly contemplates asking Brandon straight up if it’s true, or if Andrew is just fucking with him as usual, but decides against it. Because what if. What if it is true? What if Brandon does have a crush on him?
What the hell would that mean for the team, and more importantly, their friendship?
okay but guys, hear me out. what if. what if. netflix changes the order of the books and instead of season 3 being focused on Benedict it was focused on Colin an Pen and they introduce Sophie in just one (1) episode so she and Benedict take over on season 4. I don’t actually think that would happen as everyone expects next season to be about Benedict but I can’t think of any other reason to explain why wasn’t Sophie introduced already. It just doesn’t make sense to me that they would introduce the Silver Lady in the first episode of a season and then they have to cut everything to like three years after or something like that. Even considering the timeline I think the Polin thing would work. Do you think Eloise would tell anyone she knows who Lady Whistledown is?
