*reads two words* *picks up dictionary* *reads two more words* *looks up two words in dictionary* *understands two sentences* *rejoices* *looks up word in dictionary* *finally understands the sentence* *looks up same word in dictionary* *despairs* *reads under breath to aid comprehension* *opens up dictionary again* *understands every single word in the sentence but doesn’t understand the sentence* *sighs* *picks up dictionary* *understands more sentences* *rereads same sentence three times* *doesn’t understand* *opens dictiona—
TikTok is for young people what those terrible magazines in grocery store check outs are for my mom’s generation.
I.e., a source of massive disinformation about the world; trendy (but bullshit) diet and exercise advice; and pictures of recipes that you’ll probably never try.
Tony: I want to wake up with you for the rest of our lives
Natasha: I wake up at 4:30
Tony:
Tony: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
natasha, quietly to herself at 4:30am the morning after she and tony finally get together: i want to go to sleep next to tony for the rest of our lives FRIDAY, unprompted: Boss goes to bed sporadically between 2 and 5am natasha: natasha: i want to wake up next to tony as he’s finally going to bed for the rest of our lives
Was talking about Doctor Who with my friend, and they just said
“the only thing that matters when choosing a new actor for the Doctor is that they look like that one teacher in high school who REALLY cared about their job”
Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The Plot he’d been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.
