Well, I bit the bullet and actually watched Morbius, and it was the least memorable and impactful movie I’ve ever seen…
Seriously, while I was watching it I felt absolutely nothing, I wasn’t bored or excited or amused once… I just was, like my body went on autopilot while I was still fully conscious and present.
I also finished it like 5 minutes ago, and I can already only remember 2 things about it:
1st: it felt like watching really badly written self insert Jared Leto fanfiction.
2nd: They used Matt Smith, aka the 11th Doctor, as the villain… which is hilarious because this guy couldn’t be intimidating if he ran towards you wielding a chainsaw while being covered in blood…
