Today I’m Thinking About…

…an A/B/O, canon divergent version Tian Guan Ci Fu, where child (pre-presentation) Hong Hong'er is rescued by alpha God Please Crown Prince Xie Lian and immediately imprints, like, “This one. This one is mine.” He figures that means he must be an omega, and that’s fine - common-folk don’t usually care about presentation types when they find mates, it’s only upper-class types who get all hung up on “alphas! must be!! with omegas!!!” but surely he wouldn’t feel so strongly for an alpha if he wasn’t going to be an omega…

…which means it sure is a surprise when he presents as an alpha…

…anyway I was so tired last night that I didn’t get much farther than that but I know that (lemon text incoming!!)

(seriously so lemon fresh)

(the lemoniest)

(okay no not really there’s way more lemon stuff out there)

…but I know that this ends with barely legal twink Hua Cheng who is hung like a fucking horse riding Xie Lian’s knot while Xie Lian massages his knot until Hua Cheng is so hot and desperate he could cry, but he still has to wait to come until Xie Lian’s knot has gone down and Xie Lian has taken his fill and then, and only then, can he fuck and knot his dianxia.