#the color of magic

It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going around to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.

-Terry Pratchett’s The Color of Magic

“Fire-raiser, is he?” said Bravd at last.

“No.” said Rincewind. “Not precisely. Let’s just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, then he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting ‘all gods are bastards.’”

-Terry Pratchett’s The Color of Magic

“On the disc, the gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.”

-Terry Pratchett’s The Color of Magic