#the comedy
Nile from The Old Guard and Marta from Knives Out should date based on vibes and because I want them to.
Marta is helping Blanc solve a murder. Nile is the murder victim in question and it’s VERY awkward that she’s not dead.
Blanc standing in front of a conspiracy board covered with string and pictures of the immortals: MARTA THE DONUT HOLE MISSING AT THE CENTER OF THIS MYSTERY IS THE SIZE OF THE MOON
what socks do pirate love the most?
Arrrrgyle
you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Arrrrrrrgon
right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?
Arrrrrrrrrkansas?
yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
R!
oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C
Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:
Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?”
The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!”
Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”
