I’m so pop culture poisoned I had no idea count dracula was fun. I’ve never read the book before so I was expecting this gloomy, intimidating “extremely do not make eye contact” type of guy. but OG drac is just a goofy dude inviting his new buddy jonny harker over to his big house where he lives alone for movies night and popcorn while going hee hee hoo hoo I’m definitely NOT a creature of the night hee hee I’m a very normal older gentleman from this century!! don’t worry about me bookin it the moment dawn breaks tee hee!! ohhh no don’t look at my coffin in the other room!! he’s a total party guy. I’d deffo put my life at stake(!) to come hang out with him and play ye olde playstation. I finally understand what’s so sexy about dracula
