#the funny thing is most of this has cannon backing it up

Cartman on Reddit: Fellas, is it gay to obsess over the same guy for years, and piss him off for fun, because it’s funny to watch him prove you wrong, and save his life multiple times, but tell him you want him dead, and as the years go on you realize that when he’s not around a part of you feels hallow, but you don’t know how to interact with him like a normal person, and even with all of the shit you put him through, he’s always at the bus stop in the morning, ready to get in another petty argument, and you don’t know how to break the cycle, because every time you’re nice to him he thinks something’s wrong with you, so you keep going, but every-so-often you have a genuine moment together and those rare moments keep you going on the worst nights?

Asking for a friend…