#the great raven
The Hilda Characters but they’re vines (and it’s probably not as funny as I think it is)
David: Did you ever have a dream that you…you-you want…what you want-what you
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Frida: Mhmhm! That is not correct. Because according the encyclopedia of phtpgpgrbxsiijsx-
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Hilda: DON’T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.
Johanna:Wait-
Hilda:*screaming*
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Johanna: *walks up to Alfur*
Alfur:…Mummy?
Johanna:
Johanna: dO I LOOK LIKE-
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Trevor: Road work ahead?
Trevor: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
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Hilda, holding a cross: The power of Christ compels you!-
Twig: *confused howling*
Hilda: The power of-
Twig: *more howling*
Hilda: Christ compels you!
Hilda, running at the Marra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
Twig:*awoos*
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Raven, going all thunderbirdy: Hi welcome to Chille’s.
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Woodman @ Hilda: When there’s too much drama at school, all you got to do is
Woodman: wALK AWAYEYAYEYAY
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The Librarian (Maven): If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me…does this sound like Shakira? lAYLOLALAYLOLAY
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Hilda: Happy Chrimis.
Hilda: It’s Chrizmer!
Hilda: Merry Crisis!
Hilda: Merry Crisler.
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911 Operator: 911, is it an emergency?
David:No!
911 Operator: Then what is it??
David: I-It’s digorno!
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Passerby: And the were roommates!
Alfur, taking notes: Oh my God they were roomates.
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Hilda: Mum, look! It’s the good cush!
Johanna: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
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David: I saw you hanging out with Kelli yesterday.
Frida: D-David it’s not what you think!
David: I won’t hesitate, BITCH.
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
