adventure-n-stuff:

The Hilda Characters but they’re vines (and it’s probably not as funny as I think it is)

David: Did you ever have a dream that you…you-you want…what you want-what you

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Frida: Mhmhm! That is not correct. Because according the encyclopedia of phtpgpgrbxsiijsx-

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Hilda: DON’T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.

Johanna:Wait-

Hilda:*screaming*

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Johanna: *walks up to Alfur*

Alfur:…Mummy?

Johanna:

Johanna: dO I LOOK LIKE-

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Trevor: Road work ahead?

Trevor: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Hilda, holding a cross: The power of Christ compels you!-

Twig: *confused howling*

Hilda: The power of-

Twig: *more howling*

Hilda: Christ compels you!

Hilda, running at the Marra: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

Twig:*awoos*

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Raven, going all thunderbirdy: Hi welcome to Chille’s.

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Woodman @ Hilda: When there’s too much drama at school, all you got to do is

Woodman: wALK AWAYEYAYEYAY

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The Librarian (Maven): If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me…does this sound like Shakira? lAYLOLALAYLOLAY

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Hilda: Happy Chrimis.

Hilda: It’s Chrizmer!

Hilda: Merry Crisis!

Hilda: Merry Crisler.

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911 Operator: 911, is it an emergency?

David:No!

911 Operator: Then what is it??

David: I-It’s digorno!

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Passerby: And the were roommates!

Alfur, taking notes: Oh my God they were roomates.

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Hilda: Mum, look! It’s the good cush!

Johanna: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

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David: I saw you hanging out with Kelli yesterday.

Frida: D-David it’s not what you think!

David: I won’t hesitate, BITCH.

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Wait what!?!

Well but I want to be there now.

ALT

How much am I wiling to spend on travel from Scotland to NYC to get these?

https://twitter.com/hildatheseries/status/1176951514037968898?s=20

nisse-room:

alfurs-love-for-paperwork:

Y’all wouldn’t believe

It finally happened to me

I was groggily waking up from my beeping alarm and I saw the woodman flash in the dark for a solid 3 seconds

I wasn’t dreaming, he’s getting stronger

No. Not this shit again!

Lucky you?

chthonicstarnomad:

Hilda: You don’t have to be good at something to have fun!

Frida: No, god damn it Hilda. YOU don’t have to be good at something to have fun. You have some weird inherent sense of self-worth and confidence. Normal people DON’T HAVE THAT. If I’m not good at something, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.

Woodman:You don’t have to be good at something for Me to have fun

carpedzem:

the best show

I’m not saying I didn’t want to meet you… I just didn’t care

samepictureofwoodman:

watch season 2 now

Ay ay captain!

ride-on-the-woff-side:

so hilda gets a sword but god forbid woodman gets a gun

But… What if?

the-irken-pony:

By far the funniest thing about the Hilda fandom is that everyone treats Woodman like he’s some eerie cryptid when he’s the height of a small child and steals stuff for shits and giggles

Tbf any child is basically an eerie cryptid

Tweet from Hilda on Netflix (dm29) (@judacris)

Hilda on Netflix (dm29) on Twitter

Sean Avital

Dedication!

dailywoodman:

woodman’s house

(hildafolk versus hilda the series)

I’m not sure which one i love more

So this is some nightmare stuff that I am actually sad I was reminded about… It’s from a Czech movie

gekomagico:

They are cousins

I wonder which one of them is the black sheep of the family

dailywoodman:

too afraid to commit arson? this transparent woodman will do it for you!

watch as he burns everything to smitherines!!

He either thinks about how he will burn everything, or has flashbacks to how everything he loved was burned… Or both

[image description: hilda wears a look of confidence, one hand balled up into a fist, and the other carrying woodman’s head.]

[image description: frida, hilda, and alfur are riding on the water spirit’s back. alfur is safely tucked behind hilda’s ear and hilda is excitedly holding woodman’s head up towards the sky.]

[image description: david sits on top of the water spirit with an uncomfortable facial expression, his hair wet. woodman’s head is in his lap.]

[image description: david and frida are standing on the beach. woodman’s head is sitting in the sand next to david.]

[image description: david holding woodman’s head like a basketball while he stands on the beach.]

[image description: david smiles awkwardly as he attempts to start a conversation with woodman.]

In season 1 episode 11, we can see woodman’s eyes close reflexively when he falls off a pile of junk from the house in the woods. This confirms that his eyes do in fact close naturally, and that he keeps them open all the time on purpose.

[image description: hilda, frida, and twig run into hilda’s apartment building while david holds woodman’s head with a surprised expression on his face.]

[image description: hilda making eye contact with woodman’s head.]

[image description: hilda’s hands holding woodman’s head.]

doodles

[image description: frida, david, hilda, and twig run down to the shore, where woodman’s head is floating in the water.]

[image description: woodman is standing with his hands on his hips. he looks at the draugen, then looks towards the camera.]

[image description: woodman adding to a pile of firewood by the window. he is holding a book about giants.]

[image description: woodman struggles to turn a doorknob.]

[image description: hilda stares angrily at woodman. he is gambling.]

[image description: woodman pushing up a window to open it. there’s a record player next to him, and there are large tree trunks visible outside.]

[image description: woodman beside the dumpster, mid-landing. his possessions are right next to him.]

[image description: woodman gets soaked in the rain. he is on his boat and wearing a captain’s hat.]

[image description: woodman is crouched down beside his shelf, choosing a record to play)