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the beauty of uttara bhadrapada ♟
yasmeen ghauri: uttara bhadrapada surya
disclaimer: some of the uttara bhadrapada natives i exhibit and talk about may be offensive to some. i do not condone tyra banks’ blackface scandals, hillary clinton’s past racism, etc.. they are simply being shown to solidify my opinions on the nature of this nakshatra.
tyra banks (uttara bhadrapada chandra): upper photo
winnie harlow (uttara bhadrapada chandra): middle photo
emily ratajkowski (uttara bhadrapada chandra): lower photo
like all saturn natives, uttara bhadrapada natives tend to have extremely ethereal and “unconventional” looks. their bodies are probably the most exaggerated out of the saturn-ruled vimshottari nakshatras. they tend to favor a taller height, compared to the average height of a woman, and typically have elongated limbs and neck, a long torso, and a thinner body type. examples of taller uttara bhadrapada natives are kendall jenner who is said to be 5’10”, yasmeem ghauri who is recorded to be 5’10”, and tyra banks who is said to be 5’10” as well. while the height of these natives is definitely indicative of a possible career in runway modeling, it is their ethereal and exotic features that tend to peak designers’ interest the most. tyra banks was praised for her more curvaceous and busty figure at the time, winnie harlow has attracted the adoration of many for bringing beauty and attention to vitiligo, emily ratajkowski is loved for her angular face, etc.. due to the restricting nature of the vimshottari-ruler saturn and expanisive nature of the rashi-ruler jupiter, many uttara bhadrapada women have highly contrasting features of prominence and obscurity as well. for example, musical artist grimes has a prominent ether nose, airy eyes, but smaller lips and a more compressed orbital bone, giving her a highly ethereal and unique appearance.
uttara bhadrapada is symbolized by the female cow yoni. because the native’s yoni can add influences on their appearance, i see many uttara bhadrapada women having larger breasts; wide set eyes; and are prone to having hyperpigmentation, freckles, and moles (or other conditions caused by melanin inconsistencies), much like the cow itself. natives may also choose to imitate melanin inconsistencies, such as uttara phalguni native doja cat and uttara bhadrapada native kendall jenner frequently drawing on freckles for aesthetically pleasing purposes.
because of the cow yoni symbolism, these natives tend have pure auras and great potential for helping maintain the spiritual energies of others. but they must watch what they eat (i highly recommend intuitive eating, HAES, and reverse dieting for uttara bhadrapada natives). please note that the healthier the natives eat, the more they will find themselves radiating and functioning at a higher rate. because they are under the tamasic and sattvic energy of saturn, specifically satwa-satwa-rajas, i highly recommend these natives research and consume foods that may help them balance out their energies.
grimes (uttara bhadrapada surya): upper photo
lady gaga (uttara bhadrapada surya): middle photo
gemma ward (uttara bhadrapada chandra): lower photo
♟ the key themes of uttara bhadrapada’s mythology are black magic, occultism, insights, reaching understanding through deep connections, and intelligence. uttara bhadrapada also lies in the pisces rashi, the natural twelfth house of the zodiac. the twelfth house is the natural house of detachment, completion of one’s lifecycle and the endings of the native’s life. it symbolizes seclusion, solitude and emancipation from the physical plane and your journey to the watery astral plane.
the twelfth house pertains to letting go of the things that inhibit your journey to the astral plane and what you must renounce to move towards said liberation. you have to detach yourself from the material world and return to where you once started. this belief is directly correlated to uttara bhadrapada, as we see so many natives of this nakshatra depict what they believe this ending to be, specifically depicting freeing themselves from the endless cycle of birth and death and finding freedom from the bounding powers of worldly attachments and materials through their consistent depictions of dark angels, butterflies, and owls in their fashion, music videos, and other means of creative expression (see the images above for reference). this is why we see uttara bhadrapada natives, like lady gaga and grimes, creating ethereal and transcendental music while talking about serious subject matters; leering you in with their melancholic voices while singing about heavy and dark subject matter. i.e. “oblivion” by grimes may seem like your average synth-wave, alternative pop song until you pay attention to the lyrics: “i never walk about after dark. it’s my point of view, cause someone could break your neck, coming up behind you. always coming and you’d never have a clue. i never look behind all the time. i will wait forever. always looking straight, thinking, counting all the hours you wait.”. a key example of how these natives use their soft voices and transcendental music style to glaze over their dark lyrics. because they tend to hide these dark lyrics and gems in their songs, they are often believed to be in the illuminati or other cults. even purva bhadrapada musicians have the same stereotype as well, such as purva bhadrapada natives billie eilish depicted in her music video, “all good girls go to hell”, with tar-like wings and erykah badu’s obsession with butterflies on her many album covers and photo shoots, such as “live” and “new amerykah part two”. if you want to look into the speculation about erykah badu, i recommend searching up the “erykah badu effect”. an effect in which many rappers, in particular a rapper by the name of common, describe her otherworldly and transcendental aura.
hillary clinton: uttara bhadrapada chandra
⛏ uttara bhadrapada, along with rohini, uttara phalguni, and uttara ashadha belong to the sthira (fixed) category. nakshatras in the sthira category are constellations that are favorable for anything that produces fixed, stable and long term results. examples of these activities are planting trees, purchasing properties, laying the foundations for buildings, construction, etc.. however, these activities are considered to be most auspicious when the have the divine blessings of the sun (taking place on sunday). this fixed and long term nature of uttara bhadrapada is why we see so many uttara bhadrapada women becoming first ladies of the united states. for example, betty ford, laura bush, mamie geneva doud eisenhower, hillary clinton are all uttara bhadrapada natives and were once first ladies of the united states. their natural inclination towards yang traits, such as vibrancy, strength, stability, and energy, are perfect for maintaining high status and standards in the “upper” society.
time and time again, we see these solar/yang men, who are in positions of power, choosing to marry these yang-abundant women because they are generally low maintenance (romantically speaking), great public speakers, and are irrespective towards the social status and standing of overs, making these women the perfect political candidate as well. according to vedic texts, these saturnian women are very appreciative and loving towards their father, but are naturally very neglected by their paternal side, as their father typically displays traits of a prominent personality and religious rigidity. because of this, these natives will typically not derive any benefit from their father. due to this negligence, they are also normally subjected to a life away from their home town and must learn to embrace the traveling that is often a result of this. marriage acts as the reinstatement of the masculine presence they so desperately lacked when these natives were younger. marriage will bring them distinct happiness, bliss, and blessings through their spouse. their children will also be heavily blessed, commumicative, understanding and respectful towards their parents, thanks to the blessings of “the god of righteousness”, saturn, and the “guru”, jupiter. they will also be abundantly blessed with grandchildren and be the star of their family. precisely how these past first ladies of the united states uttara bhadrapada natives are depicted in the media. for more examples of these uttara bhadrapada women, i highly recommend investing your time into watching the documentaries made about their experiences and lives. their experiences are most definitely shocking!
anya taylor-joy: uttara bhadrapada chandra
a perfect example of a person who combines both the trascendental/rebellious and political/yang energies of uttara bhadrapada is anya taylor-joy (uttara bhadrapada chandra). she is the epitome of uttara bhadrapada. we see her playing roles such as thomasin in “the witch” who was accused of witchcraft (similar to the “badu effect” discussed earlier), nella in “the miniaturist” who is gifted a dollhouse that predicts moments in her life and her death as well (the twelfth house’s journey to the astral plane and the endings of all things), and emma in “emma” a wealthy and brilliant woman who often plays matchmaker for her friends and, eventually, falls in love with a man but struggles with leaving her father alone (uttara bhadrapada’s natural devotion to their father and preferences towards marriage and the wealth that ensues from said union). throughout all of her roles in her various films, we see the two different manifestations for uttara bhadrapada. many of these natives prefer to transcend and challenge societal norms and indirectly shed light on taboo topics. whereas, other natives seem to favor embracing the power that comes with using societal stereotypes to their advantage and choosing to pursue careers in politics or homemaking. this dichotomy is typically shown in all natives of the shani nakshatras, especially pushya and uttara bhadrapada. however, they must learn to combine these two enemies to create their own harmony and balance. if you wish to learn more about this dichotomy, please look into the lotus symbolism of shani’s nakshatras!
as always, i am open to any constructive criticism! i tried to touch on the appearances, manifestations, and symbolism of uttara bhadrapada and i hope i did these fierce natives justice! i honestly wish this post could have been longer but i’m trying to condense these posts down as some have expressed they prefer shorter posts. uttara bhadrapada is genuinely such a clever, educative and transcendental nakshatra these natives seem to always give off a completely otherworldly presence via their exotic features and high intelligence. i typically try to refrain from cursing on here but they are, in my opinion, total bad bitches. if you are looking for more information about uttara bhadrapada, get to know the overrulers and supreme deities of saturn, yama (god of death) and prajapati (the creator) and jupiter, indra (the king of the gods) and bhrama (the law giver)!! also—and i cannot stress this enough—familiarize yourself with the deity of this nakshatra: ahirbudhnya. if any of my placements or information are incorrect please feel free to let me know! also, i am fully aware of the origins of vedic astrology and if i was in anyway disrespectful to hindu culture, i will take down this post immediately xx
*all of these placements were found using astrotheme/.com and/or astro-charts/.com. it is important to note that some chandra (moon) placements may be off by up to 6 degrees and lagnas (risings) as well, due to the fact that many websites do not have 100% accurate birth times for the given celebrities.
**i take absolutely no credit for the invention of vedic astrology-based appearance profiles. please watch claire nakti on youtube or look into @/cn0bles, @/lovejustlied, @/dh4nishta, and @/vanillemercure on twitter for more in-depth analysis on vedic astrology xx
xoxo, angel <3
