“Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Scrooge was involved in tearing apart a pair of fraternal twin siblings, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

—DT17 fandom after the premiere of “The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!”

What if DuckTales (2017) Had a Narrator/Announcer?

“Warning: this episode contains copious amounts of Poe De Spell. Fans with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Poe De Spell. This also applies to fans without heart conditions. He’s very pretty. See? See how pretty he is? He’s very pretty. I’d like to run my fingers through his hair, and I’m just a voice. Anyway, without further ado, enjoy your adventuring duck cartoon.”

—Hypothetical narrator before the start of “The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!”