#the outsiders
Dally: Either I’m going to cry or I’m going to have a stroke. At this point I’m hoping for the latter.
Johnny:NO.
Johnny: *drops bookbag, audibly sighs, plants himself in Dally’s lap, and buries his head in his shoulder*
Dally: First day of sophomore year went well, then?
Johnny: *muffled* Let’s dismantle the capitalist government.
Marcia: Since I have Driver’s Ed in first semester, I can go braless on the first day.
Two-bit: Oh my god. Do it.
Darry: Isn’t it past your bedtime?
Ponyboy: Isn’t it time you died?
Marcia: (snapping her bra straps to her shoulders like overall straps) I’m the mayor of titty city, bitch.
Two-bit: Another fine post from god herself
the gang + some others as things i’ve said this summer
Johnny: Life hack! Scream.
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Marcia: And that’s the story of how and why I had an anxiety attack in front of a boy I think is cute in a grocery store.
Cherry: Aren’t you gay?
Marcia: He’s a dork, Cherry. I can make one exception.
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Steve: Don’t act gay in the parking lot.
Sodapop: Shut the fuck up, Steve, you and I were literally cuddling last night.
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Dally: Make America Great Again? More like Make America GAY again.
Two-bit: Cheers bro, I’ll drink to that.
Darry: I’m naming this cactus after you.
Two-bit:Why?
Darry: Because you’re a pain sometimes but I still love you.
Steve: Pride month is over. Time for wrath month.
Sodapop: This. This is why I’m in love with you.
Sodapop: I bought a waffle maker out of sheer impulse.
Steve: That wasn’t impulse, jackass. You’ve been planning this.
Sodapop: You leave me and my 20$ waffle maker alone.
Johnny: Hey. Wake up.
Ponyboy: Johnny, it’s 2 am.
Johnny: I’m having a gay crisis. you’re not allowed to sleep.
Sodapop: My manager John is pretend-married to my coworker who is male, so John says gay rights and fuck toxic masculinity, but my coworker is also a trans man so he says trans rights too. I’d die for John.
Ponyboy: This was a wild ride from start to finish. I don’t even know him and I love him.
Sodapop: Yeah he chucked an ice cube at my head but he also gave me the last few hash browns so he’s okay.
Marcia: Stop being not here. I sat across from a boy who called me a lesbo last semester and I had to physically avoid looking at him to not punch him.
Two-bit: Fuck it up babey!!
Johnny: This man on TikTok can JUMP ROPE in high heels. I can’t even walk in heels.
Sodapop: I can walk in heels, I can strut my stuff.
Johnny: That’s because you have nice legs, Soda.
Sodapop: Love you, Steve.
Steve: Bye soda!
Sodapop, shouting: I LOVE YOU, STEVE, SAY IT BACK.
Steve, also shouting: I LOVE YOU, SODAPOP!
Steve: Y’know, if you eat all those Pixy Sticks you’re gonna get a sugar rush.
Sodapop, pouring 3 Pixy Sticks down his throat: Rip to you but i’m different. I got ADD.
Cherry: I’m a lesbiab
Cherry:Lesbiam
Cherry: Less bian
Ponyboy: it’s okay, take your time.
Cherry:girls
Johnny: I need to get a job so I can buy drugs.
Two-bit: that is not at all why I thought you needed a job, but okay.
Two-bit, Johnny, and Dally, smoking together:
Johnny: (takes a hit) I’m god.
Two-Bit: (sleepily) what?
Dally: Didn’t you hear him? he’s god.
Random guy: (flirts with Marcia)
Marcia: (turning to Two-Bit) Straight boy’s make me uncomfortable.
Two-Bit: God, same!
Johnny: Dal put stickers on my face.
Two-bit: You’ve got blue star freckles!
Johnny: I’m interplanet Janet.
