#the shower is a dangerous place for my brain

Hi! Enjoy these stupid limericks I just wrote:

There once was a woman named Wanda

Of her robot husband she was fonda.

But he was dead

And she saw red

Tossing your ass into the great beyond-a

There once was a man named Buck

Who had shit-all kind of luck

He lost his left arm

And most of his charm

And always woke up asking “What the fuck?”

There was a pipsqueak name Steve

Whose friends could hardly believe

He’d get his ass beat

And would think it neat

Even when Bucky et al. told him to leave

There once was a soldier named Sam

Who found himself on the lam

Thanks to Steve

Who would up and leave

And leave him to get Bucky out of a jam

Okay, off to continue to avoid the WIPs I have. Byeeeee!