#the silver bullet and the sugar wolf

Peter: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Chris: Unsup- You are a grown man with three kids!

Peter: AND I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

Chris: Peter? I heard you got killed by your nephew.

Peter: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I’m flawless.

Chris: Can I sleep in your bed tonight?

Peter: Ah, no, see, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.