#incorrect teen wolf quotes

stiles vs homework

maybe if she didn’t draw a tree

ding ding

Bby Eli:*chomp*

Stiles: Cub bite leg, what do?

Derek: Elevate and apply pressure.

Stiles: *picks Eli up by the scruff*

Stiles: Apologise or no dessert.

Derek: True warriors don’t faint. We take unintended, decisive naps.

Erica: If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is OUR shirt.

Stiles: When I come to the next pack meeting in your miniskirt, I don’t wanna hear shit.

Malia: Wait, you guys are dating? I thought you were straight.

Stiles: Nah, Derek’s a werewolf, and I’m a bisexual spark. A bi witch. A bitch, if you would.

Peter: Crazy how aside from being deeply, deeply flawed and utterly irredeemable I’m essentially perfect.

For my second date with Derek, we met in the city and went to a party and ended up at a restaurant at 3:00 AM where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said, “I hate this. I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again.”

- Stiles

Stiles, lying on the floor drunk: I feel like a noodle.

Derek, sober but still a disaster: I like pasta.