Welcome to Holy Shit: fics that feed your forbidden priest kink.
Everything here in The Smut Basement is for 18+ friends only! Minors and unverified persons will be blocked. Please heed ALL author warnings when you click a link.
Sins of the Flesh by @danniburgh (The first forbidden priest kink fic I ever read, and it blew my brain. Hot, slow-burn, HOT, and did I mention hot? -Claire)
Marcus Pike (The Mentalist)
Paradisum Series by @juletheghoul (Do you have a Priest kink? Yeah you do!! Read this hot series featuring Priest Marcus Pike, and then go scream at Jules about how amazing it is. You’ll thank the maker that you found these! -Claire)
Welcome to The Great Divide: fully legal age gap fics that will keep you forever young!
Everything here in The Smut Basement is for 18+ friends only! Minors and unverified persons will be blocked. Please heed ALL author warnings when you click a link.
Dave York (Equalizer 2)
Notes on Tutoring (series) by @honestly-shite (Dave York is a teacher at a prestigious music college, and sparks fly when he starts tutoring the Reader in her guitar lessons. This is one of my favorite AUs, and as far as I’m concerned, Maia and NoT Dave can do no wrong! -Claire)
Din Djarin/Mando (The Mandalorian)
Hard Candyby@ezrasbirdie (Reader’s old bodyguard from when she was a teenager returns to watch over her and her friend for a birthday outing to a nightclub. Din eats a “funny” lollipop, and gives into the attraction he now feels for his all-grown-up charge, who has been trying to get his attention all night. HOT! -Claire)
Eddie (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Holding Your Breathby@starlightmornings(GodDAMN!!And I need to repeat that, just in case you didn’t hear me in the back, but seriously, Goddamn…. this was hot. We usually see age gaps with the Pedro character as the older partner, but this was a goddamn TREAT of a fic. I need more. Is there more? I’d like seconds, please. Thank you. -Claire)
Ezra (Prospect)
In the Dark 1andChapter 2andChapter 3 (series ongoing) by @frannyzooey (You meet Cee in your graduate writing program, and then you meet her guardian, Ezra. There’s a weird tension, and you think (hope) he feels it, too. I’m living for the slow burn and the anticipation of this series, and I can’t wait for more! -Claire)
Frankie “Catfish” Morales (Triple Frontier)
Basic Training (series) by @just-here-for-the-moment (Yes, I’m self-reccing here because I wanted to see more older woman/younger P character fics after reading the amazing “Holding Your Breath” (see “Eddie” section above. I was inspired to write a young Frankie Morales after he’s graduated university but before he ships out to Army training. Hope you like it! -Claire)
Calling Home (series) by @littlepadika (Frankie calls the VA to track down his missing check, and one thing leads to another when he gets talking to Sweet Pea. I love this series because everything feels very organic for the characters and how they get to know each other, the long-distance friendship that grows into something more. It’s bliss. This series is like a fluffy pink cloud with a smutty silver “bullet vibe” lining. Love it!!! -Claire)
Weeknights (series) by @frannyzooey (Frankie falls for his daughter’s college-aged nanny. Need I say more?? No, you know the drill, go read the entire series now. -Claire)
Javier Peña (Narcos)
The Crushby@the-ginger-hedge-witch (Javier has been in Colombia for the past eight years. When he left, you were just a snot-nosed 14 year old girl. He’s not ready for the woman he encounters when he returns. Part 1 was both hot and slightly heartbreaking. Can’t wait for more! -Claire)
A Good Man (series) by @forever-rogue (Professor Javier Peña notices you smiling brightly and paying attention in class, and it throws him off his very carefully constructed post-Colombia routine. I loved the soft yearning and the anticipation and the heat of this series!! -Claire)
Old Enoughby@221bshrlocked (Javier rescues you from being pushed into the pool at your hotel, and things heat up when you see him again. Be warned that there’s a very hot description of Javier stealing your lollipop, and some “Daddy” action. HOT HOT HOT. -Claire)
Marcus Moreno (We Can Be Heroes)
The Secretby@frannyzooey (A series of drabbles about Marcus Moreno hooking up with Reader, a female college student. Marcus is tortured and torn, but gives us what we want! Hot-hot-hot! -Claire)
Marcus Pike (The Mentalist)
Lavish(series) by @whataperfectwasteoftime (Listen, I don’t EVER want to be 22 again, but I would totally be 22 again for this Marcus. He’s caring, hot, wants to just take care of you, and did I mention hot? The caring is HOT. Penny knows what she’s doing with this character, and I’m here for it!!!! -Claire)
Welcome to It’s All Greek To Me: Alpha/Beta/Omega fics to get your blood pumping!
Everything here in The Smut Basement is for 18+ friends only! Minors and unverified persons will be blocked. Please heed ALL author warnings when you click a link.
Din Djarin/Mando (“The Mandalorian”)
It’s All About What You Want Part 1andPart 2by@thirstworldproblemss (The world of this fic is so well-drawn, the Reader character is so layered and nuanced, and the dynamic and the tension between Mando and Reader is so carefully constructed, that by the time you get to the big payoff it feels like you’ve seen a real-life romance come to fruition! I fell hard for this fic… HARD! -Claire)
Frankie “Catfish” Morales (“Triple Frontier”)
Triple Frontier Pack BlurbsandTriple Frontier Pack Blurbs: Heatby@clydesducktape (Blurbs/HC about the TF boys as A/B harem pack with Reader insert Omega. Can I just say that this is HOT?? And whenever Thia graces us with more, I am HERE FOR IT. Seriously, I need this. Where can I get more of this? Asking for a friend… ;) -Claire
ZOMG!!!@quica-quica-quica thank you for reminding me!! I am adding “Silk” to The Smut Basement immediately. @juletheghoul owns my heart and my p***y with “Silk”, so much so that I made an unsolicited moodboard for it in a post-surgical, drug-induced haze last September, LOL. (Jules, thank you so much for putting up with my fangirl nonsense. I love you! )
