#the unbeatable squirrel girl radio show
tony: —anywho, i just wanna call in, and voice my support! you know, like a—like a good old—man. iron man. I’m young.
nancy: aww, thanks tony!
doreen: hey, uh, tony stark, famously busy avengerbillionaireplayboyphilanthropistceo, uhm… how’d you know to call us? :)
tony: oh! uh. JARVIS told me about it.
doreen: [practically grinning at this point] your military-grade AI told you about our student radio show? wait, he interrupted your important avengers work to tell you to call us, right away?
tony: i May have been listening inside the suit,
doreen: haHAAA, i KNEW it
tony: well there’s no shame in that! sometimes iron man has some downtime flying from coast to coast! and, you know what? listening to kids in their early 20s helps me keep my slang up-to-date. that’s important when you're— [LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT] years old. and denying the. reality of your. aging body—
doreen: HAHA, OLD MAN STARK!! tuning into a college radio inside a flashy red hot-rod suit he sculpted to have metal abs! no early midlife crisis there at all, bud…!
tony: [pauses for a second]
tony: eexactly! perfectly well-adjusted—[laser explosion noises] hoookay, gotta go, MODOK’s getting antsy i’m talkin’ to you instead of listening to him monologue
(listen to the full episode here)
This conversation AND MANY MORE await you on Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show, available now (for free!) whenever you get your podcasts! I wrote it myself and the cast, as you can hear, is AMAZING
