#the unit
THE UNIT current voting rankings
#9 Daewon (+4) [TOP 9!!]
#23 Lee Geon (-1)
my grandfather has this painting of an enormous fat and almost perfectly rectangular bull. the painting itself is humongous—it’s the largest painting anyone in my family owns, and any room you hang it in instantly becomes the Bull Room. it belongs to him now. it’s the rectangle zone.
anyway my grandfather asked his grandkids what we’d like to inherit and I called dibs on The Unit. he is mine now. my own. my precious.
I don’t have a photo on hand but the painting looks almost exactly like this:
it’s going to live with me wherever I go. does it fit with my sense of decor? absolutely not. is it tasteful? fuck no. is it oppressively, alarmingly large to the point it threatens the integrity of the wall? yes, The Unit is a symbol of my wealth and prosperity as a 19th century gentleman farmer, you WILL suffer him.