The VelociPastor(2017)

“After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.”

Lord have mercy on my soul.

This movie is low budget gold. The dialog is ridiculous and purposely not the greatest. The nonsense is as high as I was when I was watching it. It’s a really good stoner movie, especially if you already enjoy B-movies. There are ridiculous twists, curses, family drama, death, a hooker just trying to get through school, pastors in tiny nightgowns, and it pops off with fight scenes throughout leading to the final fight between the pastor and [REDACTED].

I would recommend this one and have multiple times. Again, especially to stoners.