#the whumpee is me

“Huh, I’m…tired early for once.”

“Mm, because I dosed your coffee.”

“Youwhat-”

The whumper makes a displeased noise. “Oh please, just because I make you sleep in my bed doesn’t mean you can disturb mycycle.”

The whumpee’s face is a mix of astonishment and confusion. “You don’t have the right-”

“I don’t have the right to do most of the things I do to you but, god damn it, you will sleep earlier than 2am.”