#whump dialogue
“Huh, I’m…tired early for once.”
“Mm, because I dosed your coffee.”
“Youwhat-”
The whumper makes a displeased noise. “Oh please, just because I make you sleep in my bed doesn’t mean you can disturb mycycle.”
The whumpee’s face is a mix of astonishment and confusion. “You don’t have the right-”
“I don’t have the right to do most of the things I do to you but, god damn it, you will sleep earlier than 2am.”
˗ˏˋdialogue : if i can’t have love,
i want power lyricsˎˊ˗
change pronouns as needed!
the tradition
- “it’s in the blood, this is tradition.”
- “his smile hides a lie.”
- “well, she got the life that she wanted but now all she does is cry.”
bells in santa fe
- “all of this is temporary.”
- “better off dead, so i reckon i’m headed to hell instead.”
- “it’s not a happy ending.”
easier than lying
- “i’m only whatever you make me… and you make me more and more a villain every day.”
- “you liar. you don’t love me too.”
- “losing you is easier than lying to myself that you love me.”
lilith
- “and by now, i don’t need a fucking introduction.”
- “i just fuck things up if you noticed.”
- “i am disruptive/disgusting, i’ve been corrupted.”
girl is a gun
- “stop ‘cause you’re killing my vibe.”
- “i keep fallin’ in love but this measurin’ cup is overflowing with the same damn problems.”
- “and you’ll be better with a nice girl, darling.”
you asked for this
- “i don’t know what you want from me.”
- “you wished upon a falling star and then left behind the avant-garde.”
- “i want everything i asked for.”
darling
- “and maybe i’ll be better if i take my meds.”
- “i’ll kidnap all the stars and i will keep them in your eyes.”
- “but only you have shown me how to love bein’ alive.”
1121
- “well, i won’t die for love.”
- “you shoot for the memory so you can forget me.”
- “please don’t leave me. don’t leave me in the shape you left me.”
honey
- “If she’s gonna go, well, then I’m goin’ with her.”
- “i know that i won’t forget/regret.”
- “well, she stings like she means it, she’s mean and she’s mine.”
whispers
- “you do not want this. you do not want him.”
- “why do you need love so badly?”
- “i do not know me.”
i am not a woman, i’m a god
- “i am not a woman, i’m a god/i am not a martyr, i’m a problem/i am not a legend, i’m a fraud.”
- “yeah, i’m better all alone.”
- “every morning, got a hollow where my heart goes.”
the lighthouse
- “from a tender age, I was cursed with rage.”
- “and nobody hears me scream.”
- “and i’m glad i met the devil ‘cause he showed me i was weak.”
ya’aburnee
- “i get undertones of sadness when i think about the moments that i never got to spend with you.”
- “i think we could live forever.”
- “you know i swear i’d give you anything.”
nightmare
- “i’ve trusted lies and trusted men.”
- “i don’t owe you a goddamn thing.”
- “someone like me can be a real nightmare.”
nightmare - reprise
- “i gotta recognize the weapon in my mind.”
- “i’ve tasted blood and it is sweet.”
- “broke down and put myself back together again.”
people disappear here
(warning - s3lf h4rm)
- “i hurt myself to make sure i exist.”
- “i pinch myself to make sure that i’m real.”
- “i need someone to tell me how to feel.”
⊱┊dialogue : twdg - season 1
alamort (adj.) • half dead of exhaustion
change names/pronouns/tense as needed!
a new day
- “regardless, could be you just married the wrong woman.”
- “it goes to show, people will up and go mad when they believe their life is over.”
- “well, do what you think you should.”
- “frankly, i think it’s because he’s dumb as a bag of hammers… but he makes up for it with enthusiasm.”
- “you two actually look relaxed.”
- “people don’t want to die ignorant, i guess.”
- “but at least you have the common sense to listen to a man giving you advice.”
- “sorry? your son is alive. you don’t get to be sorry!”
- “you’re gonna whoop me? you and what homo parade?”
- “maybe you’re a murderer, but i don’t really care.”
- “why don’t you want to talk about your family? do they like… hate you?”
- “…you have a boyfriend?”
- “there’s no happy ending to this.”
- “you’re a good man.”
- “god bless you.”
- “i’m not letting somebody else get eaten today… especially not a good friend.”
- “you like my daughter?” “her dad tried to kill me so…”
starved for help
- “he was never going to survive.”
- “god help us.”
- “go ahead and run! we ain’t goin’ nowhere.”
- “jesus… there’s a kid mixed up in this?” “was, more like.”
- “you’re not men, you’re monsters. all men are monsters.”
- “take a can of beans, take a little girl. it’s all the fucking same to you.”
- “i’m putting this arrow right through your BALLS.”
- “jesus, man! i’m from florida! crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes… sorry.”
- “it’s always something with this guy.”
- “you’re all sick… sick in the head!”
- “what the fuck… the fucking… what fuck?!”
- “i’ll kill you!”
- “you’re not worth to energy to hate.”
- “you’re already tainted.”
- “who the fuck do you people think you are?!”
- “it’s over!”
- “they’re not coming.”
long road ahead
- “we just lost everything.”
- “get the fuck over it.”
- “i’ll die out here!” “i don’t care.”
- “i don’t have anything left.”
- “dead get ‘em?” “no.” “ah, livin’ got ‘em.”
- “he’s out of time.”
- “wake the fuck up, man.”
- “how the fuck do you calm down after a day like today?”
- “you’ll fucking lose everything acting like this!”
- “what a mess.”
- “i could kill you!”
- “i had to tell someone…”
- “that’s what everybody says.”
- “oh, so he gets to swear.”
- “god, you’re a real son of a bitch, aren’t you?”
around every corner
- “confidence is earned, ben.”
- “we are fucked!”
- “if now ain’t the time for a drink…”
- “i’m not leaving you with ben, i’m leaving himwithyou.”
- “have you lost your motherfucking mind?”
- “he ain’t shit now.”
- “i don’t owe you anything.”
- “are we really gonna do this now?”
- “this is all i have left of her.”
- “shut the fuck up.”
- “you little pissant! you’re fucking dead! you hear me? DEAD!”
- “my wife?! and child?! YOU GOT THEM BOTH FUCKING KILLED!”
- “you can whoop his skinny little ass later!”
- “you know she thinks the world of you.”
- “she’s my family now. she’s all i got.”
no time left
- “please don’t hurt her.”
- “you’re fucking dead! i don’t know who you are but i will kill you, do you understand?!”
- “if i don’t live through this—”
- “we thought maybe we lost you…”
- “you lost some blood.”
- “i think i just peed myself.”
- “why the hell are we letting the one-armed guy do all the high risk maneuvers?” “cause the one-armed guy insists. now shut up about it.”
- “i’m fucked.”
- “i lived through it; which is a start.”
- “this is not happening…”
- “everything is so fucked…”
- “stop pushing me around and stop wishing i was dead!”
- “give me a fucking break!”
- “kill anything that gets in.” “you know you’re talking to ME, right?”
- “i’m sorry, okay? fuck, we can’t do this!”
- “then kill me, you son of a bitch, okay?! don’t even fucking hesitate!”
- “is this really possible?”
- “i’m sorry.”
- “i wasn’t going to hurt you.”
- “judging by the decor of this room, i’d guess they were pbs watchers.”
- “i could’ve done more.”
- “i could’ve been a better husband… a better father… could’ve been a better friend.”
- “me and my fuckin’ mouth…”
- “it’s just something i gotta do. you know that.”
- “have you ever hurt somebody you care about?”
- “do i look like a monster to you?” “we all do.”
- “i hate seeing you like this.”
- “i just miss your smile, honey.”
- “i thought you were gone.”
- “they’re dead… they really are…”
- “i’ll miss you.”
i know this game is ten years old but i just completed all of it for the first time a few days ago so… this is my way of celebrating. this is also my way of coping.
also, the game is over nine hours long, i just knew i could get hella dialogue starters from it… which i did! instead of my usual 25-30 starters, this has close to (if not over) 90!
the funniest part? considering i’m taking these word for word from the game and not thinking of these myself, you’d expect this to have taken a few minutes. this took me 6 hours. today was supposed to be my lazy day but woah.
[requests : temporarily closed]
Whump dialogue prompts:
“It’s alright if you’re not ready to talk about it yet. If you ever want to, I’ll be here.”
“Just come here, ________. You’ve had a really rough few days, and you look like you could use a hug.”
“It’s alright, cry as much as you need. I’ll be right here, I’m not going to leave you.”
“How did you manage to hurt yourself making toast? Even little kids can make toast!”
“Sit down, ________, you look about two seconds away from passing out.”
“Ok, you just try to keep pressure on that while I run and get the first aid kit. I’ll only be a minute.”
Whump dialogue prompts:
“Why didn’t you just tell me? We could have helped, you didn’t have to be in so much pain.”
“You look exhausted, are the nightmares getting bad again?”
“This is going to hurt, so you just focus on taking deep breaths, ok? I’ll handle everything else, you just breathe.”
“What happened to resting?! You just got out of the hospital, go back to bed!”
“I need you to let me look at your injury. I know it hurts, but I can’t help until I know how bad it is.”
“Are you sure that you’re ok? You’ve been breathing really shallowly, and you’re paler than normal.”
Whump dialogue prompts:
“Nobody is going to be mad at you if you take a break, you know. I know you want to get all your work done, but you’re at the point where it’ll be faster if you just take the time to sleep, then work more after you wake up.”
“You look like you just walked off the set of a horror movie, what happened?”
“Either you can cooperate or I can call someone for backup, but one way or another, you are going to get actual medical treatment, even if I have to drag you there myself.”
“You still feel a little warm, ________. Just take it easy for another day, please? For my peace of mind, if nothing else.”
“When was the last time you stopped to take care of yourself? You look horrible!”
“Alright, enough is enough. Let me help, it’s obvious you can’t walk that far on your own.”
Whump dialogue prompts:
“_______, please sit down, you’re shaking. Can you tell me what happened, or what I can do?”
“You look like you’re breathing kind of weird, are your ribs ok?”
“How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week? You look horrible. Come on, let’s get you to bed.”
“Ok, you just sit here and try to catch your breath. I’m going to find you some water, and then we’ll figure out what to do from there, alright? I’ll be right back.”
“Please try to be more careful next time, the goal is to cut the vegetables, not your fingers.”
“I know it feels like I’m coddling you, but you really do need to take it easy. You’ve been through a lot in this past week, and now you need to let yourself be taken care of so you can recover.”
Whump dialogue prompts:
“Ok, I know you had to push through that, but now that it’s over, it’s time for you to rest. Come on, let’s get you home. You need to get some sleep.”
“Are you sure that you can handle that? You’ve barely been out of the hospital for 2 days, you need to take it easy.”
“Honestly, it’s really not surprising that you passed out. How exactly did you think staying up for that long would go?”
“Ok, we really need to get you to an actual doctor. This looks infected, and that’s more than I can handle here, you need actual, professional help.”
“I know you hate accepting help, but you don’t really have a choice at this point. You’re too weak to even stand, so letting us care for you is the only option you have.”
“Go take a nap, _________. You look like you haven’t slept for a month.”
Whump dialogue XXXVIII
“Hm, I can hear that pride of yours breaking. Again and again, cracking like ice under my feet. Maybe you can’t see it yet on the surface, but underneath… deep down, it’s starting to break.“
A heavy boot came to rest on Whumpee’s sternum, but they stayed quiet and just glared straight up at Whumper.
Who grinned down on them. "Just needs a final…” he pressed down harder on Whumpee, “…push.”
A bunch of different dialogue prompts #57
- “Be forewarned: I’m about to become ten times more insufferable.”
- “Since when do you knit?” “Since when did I give you permission to be all up in my business? Exactly. So shut up.”
- “Get in here, right now!”
- “And I’ve been clear on that since the beginning.”
- “Give me the keys!”
- “There’s no way, there’s just no way.”
- “Since when?”
- “Is this what love is supposed to feel like?”
- “I’m not going to let how I look, dictate the way I live my life.”
- “I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” “It’s cuz you’re always on that phone!”
Whump Dialogue
(Sarcastic/annoyed caretaker)
- “How many fingers?… Yes I’m serious! Shut up and answer the question!”
- “If even half of that blood is yours you need to sit down right now.”
- “Is it too much to ask for you to not get stabbed for five minutes!?”
- “Wow those bloodstained clothes really bring out your eyes… Of course I’m being sarcastic! Get over here and let me stitch you up!”
- “C’mon, you gotta work with me here. I’m not dragging your unconscious ass back by myself”
- “Y’know, I don’t really blame them. Your face is very punchable… especially when you glare at me like that..”
- “I may not be a doctor, but I’m pretty sure blood belongs on the inside.”
- “Okay, normally I’d laugh, but this is just getting ridiculous. Sit down before you pass out.”
- “Ah yes, how heroic of you to get shot in the side and puke all over my shoes. Next time could you just pull me out of the way like a normal person instead of jumping in front of the bullet?”
“what happened to you?”
No, I don´t trust you at all.
ITS JUST A RAZOR. YOU DON´T HAVE TO TIE MY HANDS.
I won´t regret not doing. Ok, now then, chin up. Don´t even dare try to bite me.
…I´m not a dog.
Fu, fu, still, you bark like one. Stay, Spot. Or would you like to lick your blood off my floor?
I did a quick quiz!
“OK, how would you rate the pain on a scale of one to ten?”
“Ten out of ten. Top-shelf. Best pain. Love it.”
“You know perfectly well what I meant.”
“do me a favor and nevermake me do this again.”
“look, do you think I ended up bleeding out in the middle of nowhere on purpose?”
“…probably not, but I’m pretty sure you decided to go hunting monsters alone on purpose, so that’s pretty much the same thing in my book.”
“I’m good. I swear I’m good”
“I don’t doubt your alignment, just your ability to stay standing- now sit.”
“I have a question for you. Do you enjoy getting punched?”
“No?”
“Then why are you still talking?”
“This, whatever it is that you’ve become…is a fate worse than death.”
Comforting/Soothing Dialogue Prompts
- “It’s going to be okay.”
- “I’m here, I’m right here.”
- “Breathe with me.”
- “I’ll help you.”
- “You’re safe.”
- “It’s not your fault.”
- “You’re not alone.”
- “Get some rest now.”
- “It was just a dream.”
- “We’ll figure this out.”
- “I’m glad you’re okay.”
- “I’m not going anywhere.”
- “There we go, that’s it…”
- “I’m not going to hurt you.”
- “You’re all I care about right now.”
- “I’ll be right outside if you need me.”
Whump Prompt #41
Write something inspired by the line
“I can’t…I can’t breathe…”
Thinking about these supremely whumpy words again.
So much potential.
So many whumperflies.
Not sure what it is about me and breath whump, but here we are.
“You know, I thought you’d be better at this whole ‘interrogation’ thing. So far the only information you’ve gotten out of me is what I think of your stupid ass.”
whumpy dialogue:
“i wish you’d stop trying to destroy yourself in some misguided attempt to feel worthy.”
