#the witcher

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bennearte:

I am still obssessed with him… I am so sorry…

and WHY did nobody tell me about this?!?!?!?!?!

But what if Vesemir was a farmer who adopts all of the abandoned pets he finds? What if Geralt and Co are a bunch of dogs, now happily living with him? What if-

Geralt who ages a lot slower than humans and therefore has a completely different understanding of age and to whom Jaskier still seems like a child, panics one day when asked about his relationship with the bard and says, “He’s my waif.”

People look at eighteen year old Jaskier who, by medieval time perception, is more than old enough to be married and have fathered a couple of children and go, “Yes. His wife.”

penandinkprincess:

okay but just saying. geralt having a pup of his own now (and a mate) would technically make him higher up in the hierarchy per general wolf power structures. 

which would be INFURIATING for eskel and lambert. 

Soulmate au where you can’t lie when talking to your soulmate. Jaskier always tells Geralt the truth. Geralt doesn’t hide anything from Yennefer. Yennefer finds herself wanting to voice every thought when Jaskier is around.

the-oak-owl:

“' .”

The tavern doesn’t serve drinks until later, so you’re out of luck.

No? That’s not why you’re here?

Hoping to catch a glimpse of that one pretty traveler or do you just enjoy that creaky chair of yours that much?

tosS a cOiN tO yOuR witCHeR OoO vaLLeY oF pLenTY

I enjoyed s2 of the Witcher but man do I need to continue the game and find the books so I can have full awareness of all the differences between the 3 because I am aware each will be unique and I need to full universe knowledge for this thing (and I am way to much of a Fandom person to be unaware that the source material for adaptations is usually better so I have to at least read the books even if I don’t finish the games. I need to know the source)

abi-kamikakushi:

They never met in canon, but when has that ever stopped me >:)

Haven’t don’t any Witcher related drawings in a while so here is a Unicorn!Jaskier

Jaskier:Geralt? What is that you got there?

Geralt:Nothing! *frantically tries to hide a ring*

Jaskier:Geralt Eric Du Haute Bellegarde. Don’t you dare lie to me.

Geralt:*gulps, slowly and shakily pulling the ring back out* i….

Jaskier:Oh! Oh Geralt it’s lovely. *gives a slightly sad smile* who is it for? Who has caught the white wolf’s eyes?

Geralt:*grumbles lowly*

Jaskier:I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that, what did you say?

Geralt:*grumbles more*

Jaskier:Geralt if you want me to hear you your gonna have to speak up-

Geralt:Oh for fucks sake! It’s for you jaskier!

Jaskier:Oh…oh! Oh Geralt! *smiles brightly, tears forming in his eyes*

Will the white wolf be able to ask the bard? We shall see soon.

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