#the witcher shitpost
Geralt watching Jaskier take his shirt off:
Duck!Roach!Roach doodle that was way too hilarious to draw, inspired by @jaskier-than-thouand@dapandapod. Here’s the post
I know who I’m voting for this year in the ESC
I have a new headcanon that’s been haunting me since yesterday:
the kaer morons are the type of brothers that run 5ks on holidays but not for charity (it’s a nice bonus but not why they started nor continued)
no these fuckers are just so goddamned competitive that they have to just get something big and exhausting out of the way or else theyll turn everything all holiday into a competition and ruin it
jaskier is horrified when he finds this out until he shows up at the race and sees the other two significant others holding signs with a shitty but delightfully insulting rhyme and “Kick Eskel’s/Geralt’s/Lambert’s ass babe!” On tshirts.
he finds out whoever won last year is usually the target of the other two and the last to finish the race buys drinks at the nearest pub after and they all go eat their weight in pasta.
the next holiday, he gets invited to the spouse decorating night where they drink wine, make tshirts with puff paint like they’re back in high school and make fun of their boys a little.
he has found his people
and Geralt is extra handsy after a race with all that adrenaline so it’s a win win for him
Jaskier sending Geralt a picture of pretty horses to try and cheer him up/distract him from a bad day and then coming home to a sobbing sputtering mess bc the spiral went from ‘im a disaster’ to ‘i miss my fucking horses’ and all Ciri’s stuffed horses are in a little circle around him where he sits on the floor and Jask cant decide if hes more disturbed by the idea that their 8 y/o daughter put all the toys around him before she went to her mom’s for the weekend or Geralt arranging them like he was trying to summon Roach.
